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No Stress Express

Refers to living life in a state of ecstatic acceptance. Tough times teach lessons, good times make memories. Takin it easy. Chillin. Knowing that you may not be in control of the things that happen to you, but you are in control of how you react. The opposite of the strugglebus! Comes every few minutes!

Get off the StruggleBus and catch the No Stress Express ... it runs every few minutes!

by BigSimulationNRG May 7, 2018


stress meltdown

When a person becomes so overloaded with work in a short space of time that they become stressed and this vicious cycle continues until a meltdown.

John: I've got so much work to do this week. I feel so stressed out and I can't cope. Work is taking over my life at the moment.

Steve: It sounds like you're gonna have a stress meltdown.

by OpenYourEyes91 February 1, 2010


Russian stress

Frustration that feel Russian guys when they come back to Russia after their tour via foreign countries.

- Oh, dude!! I feel Russian stress after my Eurotrip.
- Just wait for a week..You'll get used to!

by Antijogger October 27, 2011


Stress Bump

When some bitch tryna hide the fact she got the herps

Person A : Wow I'm so stressed out I think I'm getting a stress bump
Person B : You mean herpes . . . because that's what that is . . . herpes

by jmartin1hunded September 15, 2016


Stress Card

The SRESS CARD is a card issued to new Army trainees that they are to keep in their shirt pocket. Any time they feel that the mean Drill Sergeant is pushing them too hard, the trainee takes out the card, and must be given a break to collect themselves.

Four Drill Sergeants are screaming at Private Snookems because he forgot to bring his entrenching tool (again). Snookems is feeling a bit crowded, and can't take all this stress... those Drill Sergeants are just too mean. So he takes out his STRESS CARD and like magic, the pressure goes away.

Too bad he can't use a STESS CARD in combat, though.

by B 2/75 February 12, 2007

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stress smoker

A person that only smokes when feeling a certain amount of stress.

-Why are you smoking Jeff?
-I'm stressed out about the gig.
-That means you're a stress smoker.

by BobLink July 29, 2006

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stress napping

taking multiple short naps (usually ranging from 10-30 minutes) to avoid immediate work, which often results in an unintentionally long period of rest because the time wasted by the previous nap places so much stress on the napper that he or she perceives the need to nap again

"How is your work coming along?"
"I started working last night and wanted to get two papers done before going to bed. Then I got overwhelmed so I stress napped from 9 pm until 7 am."

"I should be studying but I'm stress napping"

by fretl December 1, 2019