Broke Busy

A really busy night in a club/disco/bar e.g. Fridays @ City Edinburgh.

Edmund: "Was Octopussy Busy Last Night?"

Archibald: "Sure, It Was Busy... But Not BROKE Busy"

Comprende? Or How's About...

Gertrude: "How Was Cav On Sunday?"

Margaret: "It Was Rammed!!"

Gertrude: "Really?? Like, As Busy As Broke??"

Margaret: "Don't Be Stupid. You're An Idiot Gertrude, Squat On Your Thumb."

Broke as a joke

Figure of speech used when you are too broke to pay for something

Jim: Yo can you get dinner, I got it last time
John: Sorry, I'm broke as a joke

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Broke Junk

Sexual organ dysfunction, regardless of gender or cause.

Male: Doc says that I gots da Broke Junk that even Viagra can't fix..
Female: Don't worry baby, you wouldn't feel nuthin' no how after 6 young 'uns been pushed outta me.

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broke the seal

having gone beyond the first piss while consuming alcohol or some other beverage which has a diuretic effect. Once the seal has been broken, frequent visits to the bathroom will usually be forthcoming.

Wino #1:
"hey, what happened to you at Dangus' party the other night? I thought you were gonna stay and chill with us!"

Wino #2:
"Yeah that WAS the plan, but some asshat got me locked into a full-on hostage crisis and I started swigging on some drank. After a while I had to take a leak, but you know how that shit just keeps coming once you start, so I resisted. Well once the purple stuff was cashed, I did a few kegstands and rolled up into the john to take a monster whiz, but someone was passed out on the throne so I broke the seal in the bathtub.

After that, I had to see what kind of fucktardation was going down at my homeboy's sketch pad. As I might have guessed, they were licking psychedelic toads, dealing laser-guided tridents and pimping gay male midget prostitutes...awesome! But yeah, I must have pissed like 90 more times...because I broke the seal. Is that explanatory and redundant enough for you?!? Jesus, I need a drank!

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i'm broke

Out of money

I spent all of my money and now I'm broke.

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Broke Camp

Left Really Quick
got out if a place very speedy like

On da 6

5-0 rolled up and we all broke camp

we was outtie

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keep broke

1. (v. phrase) To embarrass, usually by denying some expected assistance, romance, friendship, or freedom.

The tech at the ski shop totally kept me broke when he suggested I might need calf inserts for my new boots!

Rick was going to join our softball team, but his wife is keeping him broke and making him clean the garage instead.

I left work early to get ahead of rush hour traffic, but construction in the left lane kept me broke anyway.

Didn't you hear me ask you to grab me a beer while you were in the kitchen? You're keeping me broke!

Will thinks he's going to get the longest road in Settlers of Catan, but Danielle will keep broke by building in front of him first.