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The final shot of film for a production day on a movie set sometimes. Heralded people in the cast and crew drinking a martini or three
We didn't get our Martini shot till 3am.then a bunch of us went out for breakfast and didn't get in till 6 in the morning.
A barnacle connoisseur, a very close talker, slurps on oysters regularly at random gay bars around the US. Known as M M for short , few if not zero have tasted his martini and remembered about it the next day. Some people still kinda like him mostly because he was the sole reason Bill Cosby's barnacles were removed, this is also partly how he got his nickname (Martin Martini) Bill crosbty taught M M everything he knew, some even say M M has surpassed Bill Crosty in his drug and fuck abilities. If you so much as catch a glimpse of the actual M M in person close your eyes and mouth, bow your head and start praying... it is out of your control, if for some reason he decides to not drug and fuck you consider yourself one of the luckiest people breathing on earth right now with the odds of being struck by lightening in your lifetime is 1 in 3,000. the odds that you make it out of that fag bar undrugged and unfucked by M M are about 666 in 666,666,666 Not like you'd know if you've been drugged or fucked anyways M M does a great job at cleaning up and has had many years to profect his work.
"Hey Jim do you remember that one guy we met at the bar last night, he would talk real close and his breath smelled like your sister pussy?"
"No bill i didn't even remember waking up yesterday" *Intro scene for CSI: Miami*(case of the forgotten Martin Martini)
someone who is adorable, sophisticated, and still spunky and girly
~derived from heather's nickname
heather is my pink martini
Beka, Heather, and Jasmine... the three martini's! heather of course is the pink martini
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A Miller high-life garnished with two olives.
I would like to have a Missouri Martini, it’s very refreshing!
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Term for female masturbation or Fingering a woman.
She was stirring the martini, while I listened on the phone.
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a martini (any kind) served in a highball or other glass to avoid the stuffy (gay) image of drinking from a martini glass. easier not to spill too.
Martini glass = Gay
Regular glass = Straight
Straight Martini - ill take a straight dirty martini, i might get my ass kicked in a place like this walking around with a martini glass
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1/2 vodka, 1/2 gin, dirtied, double olive, one onion.
"Barkeep! Make me one Nasty Martini!"
"Bartender, I'd like a Martini. Oh, and could you make it Nasty?"
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