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Optimus prime's back ally stripper name. Used when he hooks up with bumblebee on dirty street corners
Hot balls Optimus is a trap hoe he did me so good
A lovely boyfriend that embodies all that is good in the world.
Emily: "Holy gosh, you are the best boyfriend! If I were to give you a specific scientific title, it would definitely be Homo optimus!"
Best Boyfriend (Homo optimus)
Optimus Prime, is the last remaining Prime, and the leader of the Autobots. He is a wise, a skilled brawler, and dedicated leader, not perfect, but a good leader, he and his fellow Autobots, Bumblebee, Ironhide, Jazz, and Ratchet, they seek to find the AllSpark, and protect it from Decepticon hands at all costs.
We should all try to be like him
I met Optimus Prime from Transformers 2007!
When you fuck the same someone pre and post gender transition surgeries -- before and after transforming.
Yo, Mike totally optimus primed Christine (aka Scott).
Leader of the autobots and the last prime in most continuity’s but in this continuity, optimus is a heartbroken, depressed, spoiled brat who slowly lost the spot light and emotionally died. But this time didn’t come back.
Megatron whispered to starscream: I wish optimus prime(Johnnyflashes) would get his life together
Someone: Look, that's the legendary Optimus Primigger!