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Cog

A non- real dog named Batman that is a chihuahua. He lays around the house and does absolutely nothing. He barks at people and window wipers for no reason. Puts up his ears like he hears "everything", and rainy days are not the best days for you to bring a cog around. He's got more fat than meat, and exercises very little. Motorcycles and bicycles are his new toys that he can bark at. He is known as THE MOST LAZIEST COG IN THE WORLD. He can't be anything but lazy. Cog is a new species of dog and should be research. Cog is a non- real dog.

Friend 1: What type of dog do you have?
Me: I have no dog around, but a cog...
Friend 2: What's a cog?
Me: Trust me, you don't want to know.

by Tesuya March 14, 2019


Cog

A heavier gear type piece used in a machine that drives other or is driven by other cogs.

due to the massive amount of torque in the machine, well balanced cogs were the alternative to gears.

by Dud Dudlee October 3, 2023


Cogs

A big foreheaded teen that is the dictator of the climate SMP and is obsessed with getting famous on twitch because of his tiny penis.

He is incredibly funny and rich though, a total hit with the ladies.

COGS BANNED ME AGAIN

by Chijon15 February 20, 2021


Cog

Cat + dog person

James: Are you a cat or dog person?
Max: I am more of a Cog person.

by Max01Mad July 31, 2019


Cogs

Big poops

Cogs has big poops.

by lilcumboy February 19, 2022


Cog

Short for "cog in the machine" essentially implying that the individual is a slave to their society/situation not self aware, boring or common.

synonyms include: sheep, normie, plebs.

God Toby Flenderson is such a cog sometimes!

by lemonlimespine April 25, 2018


Cogs

A mans testicles, balls, hangers, etc.

Jeremy: it’s 103 degrees outside!
Chris: I can tell, I’m sweating my cogs off!

by Stunade June 5, 2018