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An unimaginative story the centers around a girl named Bella Swan who falls in love with Edward Cullen, a vampire. The main characters are practically 2-dimensional with their lack of personality and the plot is ripped off from many vampire romance novels from the past, all were better written.
Teenage girls everywhere have fallen in love with the book for only one thing: Edward Cullen. They seem to think he's real and the sexiest man alive... when, to be frank, he's quite a ways from it.
People are changing their names all across America to something Twilight-related and kids are selling out their lives to read the terrible story for the 14th time.
"I love Twilight!"
-Whiny fan girl
"Why can't you be like Edward in my Twilight books?"
-Girl breaking up with her boyfriend because he isn't like a fictional vampire
"Twilight sucks ass."
-said by anyone with half a brain.
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The book designed for teenage girls to get off to and teenage boys to secretly read under their covers with a flashlight each night trying to feed off of what Edward does in hopes of getting a few pointers in winning girls over. Everyone will have negative things to say about this but all I can say is, congrats Stephanie Meyer; you sure won over the minds of a billion hormonal teenage girls by talking about Edward's chizzled jawline for 4 books straight.
"Z0mmmGGG TWILIGHT IS SOOOOO GOOD!"
"Really, what's the plot?"
"Uhmm..... IDK but Edward, the vampire boy, IS SO FUCKING HAWWTTT."
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I would probably find it difficult to go on without this book. Not because I'm in love with Mr. Topaz Eyes Sparklepants either. I personally think he has to be the flattest, dullest character ever written in as wish fulfillment for a lonely and delusional woman who apparently never got over her teenage emo phase. Twilight helps me go on, simply, because on some days, fantasizing about brutally killing every diehard Twilight fan that ever lived is my only reason for living. Just kidding. But I will bitch-slap one of them someday. Seriously. Watch me.
OTF (Obsessive Twilight Fan): OMG I can't believe how amazing Eclipse was! Oh but poor Bella who will she choose? I hope she chooses Jake! Because then Edward will be ALL MINE! OMG I love vampires!
Me: *slaps
Seriously. You all are pathetic. If there were such a thing as real vampires, I would love for you to run into one, just so you could see how pitifully wrong your sparkly gorgeous misconceptions are.
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Total bullshit. Trust me when I say horrible and overrated.
Go to any high school and you'll at least find Twilight fangirls, if not the actual pieces of cardboard with poo splattered in the middle (attempt at books).
The worst book you will ever read.
‘Nuff said.
Ewwww. Twilight is such sexist trash. Get t away from me! I don’t want fairy vampire cooties!
A book written by Stephanie Meyer. It is a book about a young woman named Bella who falls in love with a vampire named Edward. The story lacks character development and has COUNTLESS cliches. The rabid fancult..I mean excuse me, "Fanbase" is obviously mesmerized by it for the fact that Meyer goes barely into detail of Bella (thus allowing the reader to "enter" the story,) this basically makes Bella a puppet. This "puppet" can be used by the reader to be inside the story. Then when Bella meets Edward, Details come out of nowhere and make Edward out to be some Deity. Thus making Twilight. The reason I myself don't like Twilight is because books should be loved for plot and storyline, not that you have a sparkly boyfriend inside a book. Another reason Twilight is popular is because it has equal hype to a Jonas Brothers concert.
How Twilight got to it's popularity today.
Simulation-like plot+Deity-like description of a boy+craploads of hype+fanbase similar to the 3rd Reich=Twilight.
The biggest piece of garbage ever written. It is a book in which it's "author" knew nothing about the subject. She had never read or seen anything about vampires. The idea came to her in a dream where she was having a picnic in a field with a sparkling vampire. There are many problems with this.So please if one must try to write please know what the hell you're talking about.
A)Vampires don't sparkle
B)Vampires aren't pussies like Edward
C)Werewolves can't transform in the middle of the day whenever they want
D)Twilight vampires can't be killed by a steak to the heart........... WTF
E)And most importantly VAMPIRES DON'T SPARKLE!!!!!!!!