fiddle-dong

A masturbation technique where you grab the mushroom head with one hand while playing the side like a fiddle with the other

Alex set around the campfire and mastered his fiddle-dong technique .

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g fiddle

Another name for a guitar

hey bring your g fiddle to the party tonight

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fiddle fat

A term to use when attempting to say the entire library of curse words over the internet, but there's a filter

"lol i screwed ur mom" "Fiddle fat"

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fiddle about

child rape. tthe phrase comes from the who song "Fiddle About"

"I'm your wicked Uncle Ernie, I'm glad that you can't see or hear me as I fiddle about, fiddle about, fiddle about!

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Fiddle Castro

The Dictator who Fiddles with Cuba

Fiddle Castro beat the devil who came down to Georgia in a Fiddling contest and won the entire country of Cuba!

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second fiddle

n. The second girl in a threesome who is getting fingered but not screwed.

My girlfriend and I had a threesome, but the one rule was that the other girl had to be second fiddle.

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fiddle-faddle

1. nonsense
2. to squander one's time
3. a brand of candy coated popcorn

1. I don't have time for all this fiddle-faddle.
2. I don't have time to fiddle-faddle with all these meaningless arguments.

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