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a theory that a woman, no matter how ugly she may seem at first, will eventually look beautiful to you if you see her every day all day.
Based off the theory that sailors used to spend months at sea and started to slowly see manatees turn into mermaids.
Joe: Dude Kelly is so hot!
Tim: Are you nuts?! It's probably just the Mermaid Theory. you have her in every class.
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A delicious alcoholic beverage of clear Puerto Rican rum, ginger beer, lime juice, a dash of orange bitters, and enough blue curaçao to make the beverage electric blue. Served in a clear glass. Concoction created in Novato, CA by The Duchess Mermaid along with Jaqueline, an amazing bartendress.
A mermaid walks into a bar.
“I’ll have a Mermaid Mule, please.”
A slut or promiscuous person, esp. flirtatious young women who reside at cottages/cabins during summertime.
"Man, your neighbor is hot!"
"Oh, Zyn? Yeah, she's a total river mermaid."
Semi-retired superhero in animated cartoon series Spongebob Squarepants.Lives in Shady Shoals Retirement Home with his sidekick Barnacle Boy. His first name is Ernie, in tribute of his voice actor Ernest Borgnine. Various episodes in the series show Mermaidman as having extreme short-term memory loss and having a strange obsession with the word “Evil” ,being some kind of trigger word.
There have been 6 episodes in the”Mermaid Man & Barnacle Boy” arc in the series’ first 4 seasons, and have appeared in several other episodes afterwards.Mermaidman was voiced by Ernest Borgnine until his death in 2012.
Honestly one of my favorite characters in the show and “Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy III” being one of my favorite episodes.
Example #1
Mermaid Man: I did it! I feel five years younger. It's good to be back.
Barnacle Boy: We did it, you old coot.
Mermaid Man: Who are you?
Example #2
Mermaid Man(to Barnacle Boy):"If you wanna grow up strong like me... you gotta leave room for seconds."
When a guy dumps his load on a girls face, then slaps her with a fish
My face hurt after he gave me a sparkling mermaid.
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Hair that is long, flowing, and has a beach-y look to it that makes the person look like a mermaid, hence the name.
Wow, you have such beautiful mermaid hair. It makes you look glorious and fierce.
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Based on How i met your mother's 11th Episode of 6th Season
300 years ago sailors stuck at sea would get desperate at sea for female comapionship, it got so bad that manatee out in the water started to look like beautiful womens, mermaids.
Every women no matter how initially repugnant have a mermaid clock, its the time it takes for you to bone her. sure today you see her as a manatee but she aint gonna stay that way.
The mermaid theory it's a thing.
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