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The character portraying America in the anime/webcomic Hetalia
Alfred F. Jones is the HERO!
the mascot/logo for MAD Magazine, represented by a person with freckles, buck teeth, messy brown/ginger hair big lips and a rediculous grin.
(person one)hey look, the new issue of MAD magazine
(person two) how do you know its a MAD magazine (aside from the giant title on the front cover)
(person one) because of the picture of alfred e newman
Are you gonna vote for another weak Democrat or Republican or are you going to vote for Alfred E. Neuman? It should be the latter.
A douche cock to the highest degree. Fucking can be used in between Alfred and Douchecock for a stronger effect.
#1: "What the fuck did you do to my car man?!?!"
#2: "I threw a hammer at the door."
#1: "Thanks a lot Sir Alfred Douchecock!
The hero of the Hetalia series. He’s known for being a stupid idiot who makes a lot of stupid plan but always wants to help others. This mf could do anything and the fandom would celebrate. Hetalia America enjoyers are all simps.
Person: Look! Alfred F Jones danced in front of the White House in Hetalia season 420 episode 69!! He’s so cool and cute and ADORABLE
A school in Adelaide filled with gay little boys with little willys. Also known as Poofters Around the Corner, they are best known for taking deodorant up the ass in their little gay bathrooms in between lessons. At PAC you will learn how to be a self obsessed piece of shit and you'll also learn gay tendencies, such as how to suck cock.
"did you see the sex tape getting sent around?"
"Nah what was it?"
"it was the Prince Alfred College boys in a gangbang, playing soggy cracker"
"omg"
paul alfred giltendez
no definition is required
why are you so paul alfred giltendez
idk ur so balls