Dick

Nothing more than a vaginal probe. Its where it belongs :)

My vagina is so gonna be stuffed tonight with Jared's titanic dick!

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dick

A penis. Used for sex, and peeing.

Caroline - Yo he is such a dick.

Gary - Dont call him a dick, life aint easy being a dick. You've got a head you cant think with, an eye you cant see with, balls you cant play with, your neighbours an asshole, and your best friend is a total pussy.

Caroline - ...

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dicking

When your mate gets absolutely f**ked over by anyone or anything

oi mate you just copped an absolute dicking

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Dick

A generic name for a heterosexual man.

Girl 1: Where did Dick go?
Girl 2: I’m not sure. Can you remember his name?
Girl 1: I think it’s Matthew.
Girl 3: It’s Michael, and he’s gay.

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Dicking

To have such a high ego you ride your own meat.

"Abishan has been dicking himself lately"

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Dicked

To get fucked. As in getting penetrated by a guy's dick or in any situation where you feel fucked or fucked around with.

Dude you really wanna date her she just got dicked by your brother last night.

Fuck I'm dicked! My girlfriend found out about me fuckin her brother's wife.

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Dick

A male

Kara: You need to loosen up girl and go get some dick
Lydia: Some dick it is