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The ancient war between Lord Toastal and Lord Baconus, in effort to be the greatest breakfast food.
After Lord Toastal struck down Lord Baconus the Battle of Breakfast began
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A verb used to describe the often disappointing process of searching one's room/home/desk (etc.) or collection of dabows for enough shake to pack a bowl or roll a joint.
Shake battles are either won or lost. If an individual finds enough shake to get sufficiently baked then it's a win. However, if the collected shake is smoked and it's not enough, the shake battle is lost.
Can be used in past tense to reference the theater of combat.
"If we're gonna pack that bowl, we'll need to shake battle"
"I just shake battled my desk and won. Sick."
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N. A large, ugly female that usually cohabitates with smaller, more attractive female companions. The battle troll is typically a hairy mouth-breather that is a backup offensive guard for the local university's football team. A battle troll will become larger, uglier and hairer the more you drink. The heinous cackle of a battle troll will make any virile young man's testicles retreat into the stomach for safety.
She will never procreate because her vagina looks like a gorilla salad.
Gertrudle, the local battle troll has fat rolls that spill over the bar stool, protecting her attractive friends in a force field of repugnance.
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The Battle Cats is a tower defense game made PONOS. The game consists of battling enemies with cats.
I like The Battle Cats
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The act of messaging back and forth between two people, sending pictures of five people the other finds attractive while masturbating, until somebody ejaculates, winning the wank battle.
Dude, Kyle and I were wank battling last night for hours, and just when I thought it would be a draw he sent a picture of Jenna Jameson and I finished and won the wank battle.
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The song that played in Revenge of the Sith when Obi-Wan and Anakin fight on Mustafar. A lot like Duel of the Fates, except a lot more emotional.
Duel of the Fates and Battle of the Heroes are the best two songs from the Star Wars prequels.
While Duel of the Fates was appropriate for the duel against Darth Maul, who had no connection to Qui-Gon or Obi-Wan, Obi-Wan and Anakin were friends and John Williams and George Lucas decided they needed something more emotional than just another high intensity fight song. Also part of the soundtrack that, along with the lightsaber duels and action scenes, is what saved the prequels from being completely terrible.
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A contest in which several contesting bands (generally rock) will perform in a time of roughly 10 or 15 minutes each. They are judged to decide a winner at the end.
"Yeah man! My group's competing in the battle of the bands!!!"
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