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A crappy game. It's main amount of crappiness come from the fact that it's totally awesome and then wouldn;t work on my computer when I bought it.
Dude, I got BR1942 finally, but it's all screwy on my computer! DAMMIT!
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A first-person shooter video game released by Dice and published by EA in 2011. Although it's graphics and physics are some of the most advanced graphics and physics ever made, the game is ridden with bugs and glitches. The gameplay is an overdone attempt at realism that ended up being more frustrating that challenging. Most of the players are either typical gamer no-lives or military fanatics who WILL yell at you if you say something that doesn't go hand-in-hand with what they teach you in boot Camp. Not to mention that EA loves to release tons of downloadable content for BF3 (as it does for all of it's games). These DLCs give players who can afford to dish out $15 per DLC a ton of overpowered, exclusive weapons.
Reasonable person: I wish Battlefield 3 had the classic AK-47 instead of this weird 'AK-74M' thing.
Average BF3 player: DUDE THE AK-47 IS SUPER OUTDATED AND NO REAL MILITARY FORCE USES IT ARE U GAY OR SOMETHING
Reasonable person: Ok, but the 47 is much more recognizable and well-known to non-military people than the 74M. It's just plain cooler, that's all.
Average BF3 player: IF U WANT SOME UNREALISTIC SHIT GO PLAY COD, FUCKASS!
Reasonable person: <facepalm>
Game: 'Average BF3 player' killed 'Reasonable person' with 'overpowered DLC-only gun'
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Full of snobby white kids and giant asian cliques that are the only reason why BHS has such high test scores. The girls are easy and most lost their v card at Bull Run Middle. A big ass school full of big ass egos.
Horny? Battlefield High School has some nice sluts!
Wanna join the Battlefield High School drama club? You mean the weird misfits that choose the same shitty actors over and over again?
Anime club? aka the kids that scare the shit outta people
Wow, Battlefield High School sure is a big waste of a big building!
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A school in Spotsylvania, VA where girls are just flat out hoes and carry around lip gloss and boys who only care about football. There are some weird kids who I found to be doing satanic stuff. The normal kids, just, they honestly don't care at this point.
Julia: what school do you go to?
Spark: battlefield middle school
Julia: I heard that school is ghetto !
Spark: well, whoever said that, they're not wrong!
Basically a bunch of retards who think they’re way more important than they are. Two months after going away to college many will realize the cold hard truth that no one gives a shit about them. Do not fuck with the marching band unless you want a bunch of dramatic shit heads babbling in your ear about shit you don’t care about. Lots of terrifyingly smart asians who all know french for some reason. All the black kids stand next to one wall in the middle of the school and make it even harder to get to class. Half the hispanic kids can’t speak english, but if they do, refer to the white girl/guy categories. Every white girl is either a dyke or so stuck up you can use them as a ruler on your art project. Every white guy juuls and dresses like their trying to get on the cover of a magazine called ‘douchebag weekly’. Don’t know what category you fit into, then your probably a Hick who ingests more Copenhagen than Oxygen, and thinks catching fish is interesting. Saving the worst for last, yep you guessed it! The dumbass white kids who wear supreme and listen to “Lil Pump” and say shit like ‘bet’ or ‘i’m hip’ in an attempt to escape the fact that they’re a spoiled rotten upper class retard who couldn’t be more white if they tried. In all fairness, I do love this school and only give people shit because I find it funny and nearly everyone who goes to this school has a fantastic sense of humor... and plus, we’re still better than Patriot. 10/10
Guy 1: “Yo, did that guy just geeb and then proceed to inject a juul pod directly into his blood stream?”
Guy 2: “Yeah...he probably goes to Battlefield High School.”
Guy 1: “I’m surpised he didn’t spill any on his supreme shirt.”
Guy 2: “Yeah, I’m sure the asians taught him the physics of how not to spill a single drop.”
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High school in Haymarket, Virginia. Known for its abundant amount of rednecks who spend their free time fishing for bass and posting it on their instagram or putting the confederate flag on the back of their 6 wheel trucks. Where there are large groups of asian people and large groups of snoby white girls. Not to mention, the large amount of wannabe preppy fucks who like to consider themselves preppy when wearing a gay vinyard vines t-shirt who roam the school trying to pick up the flat white barbies. Also, where once in a while, an occasional fight randomly breaks out between two black girls. Where everyone likes to hop in their jeeps after school and head over to Tonys where they continue to act like jackasses. Where basically, everyone is a pretentious fuck no matter who they are.
Guy 1: "Hey Guy 2, Im an arrogrant prick who enjoys smoking pot and acting like a jackass in class. I also enjoy hanging out with my friends who, too, post abundant amounts of pictures of bass. Is Battlefield High School the place for me?"
Guy 2: *sees Guy 1's vinyard vines lanyard hanging out of his pocket*
"Yeh, man."
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A battlefield 2 patch is similar to a computer virus. The patch slowly degrades the game into a heaping pile of crap. With each major match, a series of smaller hotfix patches are required to fix the many flaws of the major patch. Even after the hotfix patches, the bugs are still rampant.
"OMG BF 1.3 patch is out we're SAVED!!!"
"This battlefield 2 patch is a patch to patch the patch of the patched patch which needed to be patched after the patch before the original patch was patched."
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