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1) The amount of carbon molecules used over a lifetime to produce and maintain a person's butt (including those used to produce contributing animal fats and to transport goods);
2) The amount of methane and other greenhouse gases produced by a person's butt over a measurable time period (e.g., a year or decade).
1) Al Gore may have reduced his carbon footprint by purchasing rainforest offsets, but his carbon buttprint remains equivalent to the annual output of a medium-sized Chinese coal-fired electrical generation facility.
2) The average US carbon buttprint is 4.6 times greater than the average buttprint of Zambia, New Guinea, or Ceylon.
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The horrible guilt a generally green-minded person feels when they have no choice but to do something entirely unsustainable.
"I am so racked with carbon guilt-- my company is making me fly half way across the world for a 2 hour meeting!"
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Someone who eats hairy pussy.
Damn. He ate Caitlyn last night. Fucking carbon muncher. Smh. o3o
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When you date a boomer eg: someone of the older generation
I asked your mom out , I'm basically carbon dating at this point.
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A carbon curbstomp is the mark you leave when you don't give a shit about the environment.
Al: "Your carbon footprint will be through the roof if you drive that Hummer."
Me: "Carbon footprint? I don't give a SHIT about the environment. I'll leave a carbon curbstomp."
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The feeling of something getting on your last nerve, of feeling like you can't take it anymore, of being anxious or fed up to the point where you feel like a soda can shaken up and then not released.
Bertha: "Hey, Hortense, you seem a little tense."
Hortense: "It's that damn break-room door. I've been hearing it all day. 'Squeak, fweee! Squeak, FWEEET! Fwee!'"
Bertha: "You getting enough B-12? Cause you sound all kinds of carbonated crazy!"
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When a really old man dates a really young woman.
Hugh Hefner's new girlfriend is 25--looks like they're carbon dating.
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