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when your balls become so sweaty and vinagery that your asshole closes up and starts to burn
when u don't shower and the juice from your balls seeps into your asshole and it burns like hell this is when you feel asshole cider vinegar
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When you're obliterated off hard cider and try to face throttle an inanimate object.
Mark's been in the hospital for a little over a year now. Last Christmas he cider-me-silly'd an outlet and got a lethal dose of electricity pumped into his meat hose. Turned it purple.
"Hey what are you thinking about"
"Apple cider vinegar"
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When you get down with your girl and squeeze the juice from apples onto her body to lick it off, but some goes into her pussy and tays there for days at a time and is finally released through urination. The juice in the pussy can result in a positive pregnancy test.
Shauna: Craig!!!
Craig: What's wrong Shauna?
Shauna: Remember last night?
Craig: Yea...
Shauna: I got checked and they think I'm pregnant!
Craig: Oh, it's probably just vaginal apple cider.
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A breakfast cereal like Cheerios but made to be floated in cider, not milk.
"The breakfast cereal of champ'yons!"
"I was feeling a bit shaky in the morning, so I had some CRUNCHY CIDER - O'S with white lightening on."
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One of the finest drinking establishments in the Westcountry.
Located in Newton Abbot, Devon, England, Ye Olde Cider Bar maintains and upholds the traditions of the Devonshire cider connoisseur, providing a wide range of local and national ciders, perrys and fruit wines.
Frequented by young and by old, the variety of patrons found in Ye Olde Cider Bar is truly unique, and the customs held by many of them are characteristic of Cider Bar spirit. For example, snuff is still commonly found in the Cider Bar, and you may be offered it by kindly strangers. 'Spun' is also a favourite Cider Bar drink, consisting of a pint of L.B.W. cider with a glass of blackcurrent wine mixed in once there is enough room in the glass. This is a rather lethal concoction, and is bound to get one very drunk.
Whether you're in search for a taste of the fine beverages the South West has to offer, or a brilliant drunken night out, the world reknowned Ye Olde Cider Bar is the place to be.
Shouted from one slope of a Swiss mountain range: "Ye Olde!" Reply from another peak: "CIDER BAR!"
On a hot summer's afternoon: "Fancy a refreshing tipple in Ye Olde Cider Bar cider garden?" "Hell yes I do, it's boiling!!"
On a midwinter's night: "Who wants to go get bladdered on spun?!" "ME!" "Damn straight!" "Count me in." "Let's go!" "I'll invite the Mayor"
The ultimate game to get inducted into the cult of the Furia staff
'Come on Jay just 3 more hours till apple cider chicken nugget ends!'