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A massive deuce birthed with the sole intention of ruining a janitor or plumber’s day.
Tim: How were the bathrooms?
Horace: I dropped the biggest clog log of my life in the shitter.
Tim: Making a big impression, I see.
When you learn so much in school that anything remotely educational that you read or hear for the rest of the day you are unable to remember.
I'm going to need to borrow your history notes tomorrow. I have a brain clog.
When a woman inahales a large amount of smoke from a bong and holds it for a minute. Just before she exhales, you shove your dick deep into the back of her throat, blocking her airway, so she can't exhale just as if a chimney was clogged.
My gf wouldn't go past 3rd base, so I gave her a chimney clog till she passed out and made her go all the way without her knowing.
When a girl pukes while she is sucking your dick all over you.
I was so drunk last night that I had to fix the Clogged Disposal and it was bad!
A person who has much more body hair than average, so that they resemble a clog of matted hair removed from a sink or shower drain.
Did you see that guy at the beach? He was so hairy, when I first saw him I thought he was wearing a gorilla suit. He was a total drain clog.
Did you know, if you shower after you nut, it will solidify, go to the fucking doctor retard. It's gonna hurt, and can lead to urethra damage. Don't shower.
I had to go to the doctor to get a nut clog removed.
When a man is having anal sex with a constipated woman, and when he pulls out she shits all over his face
Aww fuck you clogged piped me BITCH!!!
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