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A idea that was once brilliant, which aimed to unite Europe and allow it to stand up to the rest of the world through economic and political cooperation. In pratice an huge ineffective machine where nobody can agree with anyone. Moreover most of the european population either doesn't care or doesn't like it.
But by the way the EU political system makes about 50% of the laws of the countries in the union. The whole european political structure is governed by the "european commission" which is not even elected: what a great lesson of european democracy. Lets look at our problems before we laugh at the US elections. Please!
The pre-Irak war conflit is a perfect example of Europe being unable to speak in a clear and united voice.
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Porn scripted, directed, and produced in Europe, targeted for people who would rather watch it over reading one of Rush Limbaugh's shit filled books.
Rush Limbaugh: For crying out loud Brian, read my book! Judge for yourself.
Brian: Ah, I'd sooner spend the night watching European porn.
Man: Brahba!
Woman: Hashnork!
Man: Brahba!
Woman: Hashnork!
Man: Brahba!
Woman: Hashnork!
Man: Brahba!
Woman: Hashnork!
Man: Brahba!
Woman: Hashnork!
Man: KALALOOOOL!!
Woman: ARKARUDAAA!!
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Initially a great idea to unite the whole of Europe into a pan-European Union, essentially a single country focusing on human rights, free trade, free movement of labour and a single currency, potentially one of the greatest political ideas of all time.
In reality the European Union is a Franco-German dictatorship in which the United Kingdom disagrees with/vetoes/opts out of 99% of the laws and the other member states have virtually no say in matters, even if they directly concern them.
The European Union is still a great concept though and if countries put aside their slight differences, focusing on their many similarities and also drop superficial arguments out loss of sovereignty then the EU will work and will be great.
People in the UK don't like the European Union, the common motto is "British is Best" and Britain should have control of 100% of all laws. Then again the British (and the individual countries before the union) have had control for over 1000 years and for the average man on the street life has been pretty shit, e.g. serfdom, disease, mass poverty, capital punishment etc. Yet since joining the EU living standards have improved dramatically and we are currently enjoying the best quality of life ever experienced on these wet and gloomy isles.
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Someone who comes from Eastern Europe and has Eastern European ancestry.
'' Hey have you seen those Eastern Europeans they are f****** badass! ''
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the greatest sport of all time, played with great intensity and played to win.
only the great survive this battle on the court, and it takes some balls to survive this game.
theres a basket involved, and a goal where you throw the ball just to throw it at the goalie. yeaaah, whats better?
don't forget to take three really big steps during your dribbles!
"wow, look at that kid go! he can play european handball like a pro!"
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Misha: “Is ‘European film’ film a euphemism for ‘gay porn’?”
Jensen: “that really wouldn’t change my answer”
When your peeing you fart. Pronounced "YourAhPeein Fart"
i.e. Your ah peeing fart. so a fancy way of describing it hence the " European Fart "
Not reserved for the elite even rednecks can have European farts!
My wife suffers from European Farts!
You don't have to live in Europe to have European Farts. you just have to be ah peein and fart!
I was peeing and ? well I farted. European Fart baby!!!
Man I always seem to have european farts? I don't know why.