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Shit and Run Felony

When someone shits in a public restroom and leaves the scene without flushing the poop.

Me: I'm telling you man, I really needed to take a shit while on break and I saw that someone committed a Shit and Run Felony in the second stall.

by Arakdiel April 28, 2023


Swag Felony

An act that is both swag, and felonious.

Person 1: Hey! That's my watch!
Person 2: Sorry, this is a swag felony
Person 2: Swag😔

by TheGoldenGorilla October 6, 2021


Household Felony

Household Felony was an online ARG highly inspired by another ARG under the title of "Petscop"

the series focuses on our protagonist, Richard as he explores the strange game discovered by his friend Lyman and uncovering the secrets behind it.

After Episode 2, he realizes that the game is actually about him the entire time. This makes him dig even further.

In Household Funeral, a reference to Space Funeral, he goes on to discover a character named Benny and from what Richard says when meeting Benny, we can assume that Richard and Benny are enemies that are also friends/family.

In an unarchived episode, Episode 12 (i think?)
Richard has restarted the game to discover a secret area with weird mspaint guys scattered throughout the map. however one of them is quote "fuzzy lookin" and when Richard interacts with this one, the game crashes and Richard goes deaf.

about 3 months later however, the entire channel was privated. Nobody knows why and the creator Mira won't speak the fuck up about it so we're kinda left in the dark.

"I just finished Household Felony, Petscop is better though"

by iminhellplshelpahhh June 18, 2024


Cottage Felony

A Cottage Felony is where someone, steals, destroys, mutilates or basically just tampers with a Cottage. And because this is basically breaking the law, it's a felony.

"Did he go to jail for a Cottage Felony?"

by Finnmakeswords May 22, 2017


Feloniously

To do something involving illegal activities that end in felony charges

I'm trying to do good as feloniously as possible

by November 22, 2021


fishing for felonies

Entrapment by temptation or sabotage, so the target serves hard prison time or is deemed non credible to testify in court.

In order to silence a whistleblower, the rich CEO began fishing for felonies for his target by hiring actors to sabotage him.

by JDSAg April 13, 2023


bag o felonies

Usually a Crown Royal bag full of everything illegal to be thrown out in case of a pullover

Oh s*** is that a cop behind us where's the bag o felonies

by Blaneyfan1 February 10, 2021