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The sky was dark, the moon was high
All alone, just her and I
Her hair so soft, her legs so fine
I ran my fingers down her spine
I don't know how, I tried my best
I started placing my hands on her breasts
When I did it, I felt no shame
And all at once the white stuff came
At last I was finished, it's all over now
My first time ever,
At milking a COW !
I bet when you read this you thought I was going to make it a first time sex story. It's cute though huh?
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First Responder,
Some guy who is the first guy in line for that free pitcher of beer at the Brewery.
Volunteer Fireman Bob is such a worthless asshole he calls 10 times a week begging for a keg of beer for his fireman's summer party. Why he must have heard somebody got a SSDI disability check and he's the first responder to beg for that money.
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A term popularized in video game "Team Fight Tactics" when describing a playstyle of taking (usually greedy) risks with the ultimate goal of winning the game (first) while knowing that the risk can otherwise lose the player the game (eighth).
The term is flexible as it can be used even when there are fewer than 8 players alive in the lobby. For instance, the term can be used by a player in a lobby of only two players left. This playstyle indicates that the player considers any placing other than first to be an eighth.
Should I level here and stabilize my board or should I hold econ?
Ah fuck leveling I'm going first or eighth!
something that is constantly spammed as a new word in Urban Dictionary
"why are there so many damn first names as new word suggestions"
"why not"
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Commonly associated with the catch phrase "first world problems" a first worlder is someone who is the receiver of those "problems".
Most people add more blanket when they get cold.
#firstworlder turns up the air con temperature setting
I couldn't decide which pair of shoes to buy the other day, so I brought all three. I'm such a first worlder.
The person that comes in to your heart and truly stays within a place where only the unforgotten go
The love you have for them is more real and mesmerizing than described in books and shown in movies
All of the other people who you had feelings for seem to have never existed and the memories about them are as meaningless as the dirt
Whenever you're with your first love every emotion you've experienced over the years is felt so deep that you'll have to reach further for a sense of control
Once you've gotten used to them being with you it gets harder the moment they finally drift away
Guy 1:"Who was your first love?"
Girl 1:"This really enticing guy,he was tall and wore glasses alongside the most welcoming blue eyes hiding behind them"
Girl 1:"After him I don't think it's possible for me to love another guy at all"
Guy 1:"So you won't ever love me?"
Girl 1:"Yes,I'll always only love him"
Girl 1:"And the fact that he's never felt the same way or cared won't change a thing because after I met him I finally remembered I have a heart.And I won't ever forget that I need him in it for it to function."
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The most important holiday on the ghetto calendar. Occurs 12 times in a given year. This is the day welfare and other government checks are distributed to baby mamas, trailer park bitches, and other assorted ghetto scum, which will be spent on stupid shit they don't need (such as drugs, booze, and getting hair / nails done).
It's the first of the month! I'm goin' and gettin' my nails done!
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