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The one man on the planet that is the beat on every type of hoisting device
John COMPTON is the worlds greatest crane man
The one and only Captain Edward Reynolds, star of pornographic movies Pirates I and Pirates II: Stagnetti's Revenge.
Can also apply to anybody or anything regarding piracy.
"I AM the greatest pirate hunter in the world."
"Damn, did you hear about those Somalis who got their heads blown off? Those SEAL snipers are the greatest pirate hunters in the world!"
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n. Australia, except for Perth.
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G'day Bruce! Welcome to the Greatest country in the world!
Except for Perth!
Quite right! Except for bleeding Perth! Bunch of wombat thieves.
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Who is the greatest 2seok stan? Yohanslittlehobi also known as bluhobi or cici on instagram is pronounced the greatest 2seok stan. Searching "2seok" on etsy will lead to their shop even with no association with the word 2seok. Cici has been collecting crumbs of 2seok for ages and any smal interaction causes him to go insane.
"who is the greatest 2seok stan?"
"The greatest 2seok stan is yohanslittlehobi"
Nothing will ever top this one. We have reached the peak of human intelligence. The only way going forward from here as a society is down because the peak is behind us.
The Greatest Speech of All Time-
*inserts chewing tobacco into lip*
*leaves room to make speech*
*spits into bottle*
"Shutruk-Nakhunte, is anyone familiar with him? If not, let me tell you. He was a damn king, sovereign of the land of Elam, destroyer of Sippar, but Shutruk-Nakhunte ain't in no history books. You may ask why, well let me tell you! Great ambition and conquest without contribution is meaningless. What will your contribution be? How will you make an impact?! How will history remember you?!! Shutruk-Nakhunte, utterly forgotten, king of nothing. Thank you, everybody, don't become complacent hooah."
*walks back into room*
*audience stands in shock and awe at what just happened; some shit themselves, and the smell is atrocious*
*luckily, there's a few trash cans to catch the shit before it gets all over the floor*
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The mug you get your dad when you realize you need a present for tomorrow
I completely forgot about Father's day, so I just got him a world's greatest dad mug
The Beatles.
End of story. They totally defined rock music for the entire world and still remain influential and popular forty years after the fact. No other band could ever come close to their greatness.
John Lennon - rhythm guitar and vocals
Paul McCartney - bass guitar and vocals
George Harrison - lead guitar and vocals
Ringo Starr - drums and vocals
The Greatest Band of All Time's songs include:
A Hard Day's Night, Ticket to Ride, Eleanor Rigby, Blackbird, Yesterday, Yellow Submarine, Hey Jude, Lucy in the Sky With Diamonds, Come Together, Here Comes the Sun, and Let It Be
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