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A man, that all women desire. When this man walks past any woman she immediately gets wet. He wears sunglasses during sex! Because why the fuck not.
That guy, is such a Big Heater I heard if he takes his sun glasses off during sex. One look into his eyes and women pass out from explosive orgasmic pleasure!
A pitch in baseball that is a fastball, high and on the side of the plate nearest to where the batter is standing.
The pitcher nearly rearranged the batters nose with that last "high heater" he threw.
A device that attaches to the engine block of one's vehicle that when plugged into an electrical socket with a plug heats up the engine and keeps the oil warm. Used in any part of the world where the temperature drops below freezing.
The block heater keeps the engine warm and allows it to easily start even at extremely cold temperatures. It is usually seen as an electrical cord sticking out from under the hood of a car in Canada or the states that border Canada.
This device warms the engine, not the interior of the car.
Herb: It's gonna be cold tonight.
Bob: Better plug in your block heater or your car won't start tomorrow!
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"Darling, I'm quite cold. May I please stick my frigid penis in your peter heater?"
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pinch a loaf, take a dump, poop
"Let me go, I gotta go drop a heater."
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Yo man, you can't smoke that in here, you gotta go outside if you wanna chief a heater.
When you ejaculate into a fan for the purpose of covering yourself in your own hot semen.
I was freezing cold the other day but all I had was a fan, so I gave myself an Alaskan Heater in order to warm up. It worked.