An event so good that is worthy of being national holiday. It would never make it through the house or senate.... so you make it your own.
"I can't believe she got him to take her to Jamaica after 2 dates... what an epic holiday."
"Did he really take her out and hook up with her mom the next day... he just made his epic holiday."
After eating food on a holiday, you have the shits
Tj: Ughh i just ate a whole plate of food.
Alex: Looks like you;ll have the holiday shits
Getting your foreskin chopped off and shoved up your asshole
this year for christmas I got a holiday hamism
When somebody puts their arm around you with dirty, sweaty armpits leaving a stain and odor on your shirt.
That Holiday Rob you gave me smelled so bad, I had to throw my shirt away while driving home.
When your math teacher consciously assigns a useless project over a much wanted break so that the students will not be 'bored'.
Awe man my math teacher gave us this stupid project over spring break. She said it was to keep us busy. Talk about a Holiday Mathfuck
The act of taking at LEAST a week (5 Days annual leave) off work/school/college/university to commence non-stop hardcore playing of Halo on the X-Box. Originating with Halo 2 on X-Box live, Halo Holiday is encouraged in some circles to improve Halo 3 play/rank/skill levels. Interaction with the outside world/humans is allowed only at the point of halo'ed out.
Colleague 1) Where the hell is Mike? He's not been in for a few days.
Colleague 2) He's back on Monday, he's been on a Halo Holiday.
Colleague 1) Geek.
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Violent or explosive bowel movements resulting from ingestion of ethnic food or copious amounts of hot sauce. The end result is said to "light your ass up like a Christmas tree."
After eating Morroccan food for the first time, Lea had the worst holiday hinie ever!
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