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A phrase describing an event, action, or comment so socially awkward that it merits the label of "homeschool" in recognition of being king-of-the-awkward-silence-hill.
Normal Kid: (spontaneously) "Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."
Normal Kid #2: (laughing) "Inconceivable!" So good man. We should watch that tonight.
Closet Homeschooler: What are you guys talking about?
Normal Kid: Seriously?
Normal Kid #2: That's so homeschool.
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An unused character on homestarrunner.com. He is Homestar Runner's brother. Only appeared in a deck of cards (which is no longer on the website) and a game called Dancin' Bubs. Rumor has it that he would have been a Homsar-like character, but Homsar replaced him.
Homeschool Winner would have been a way cooler character than Homsar.
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When both you and your spouse were homeschooled and just got married, but you literally have no idea what to do on your wedding night because your fundamentalist pastor preached how bad sex was at least once a month. Usually, homeschool wedding nights involve the couple awkwardly sitting on the opposite sides of the bed in homeschool attire (men wear plaid button-down shirts and jeans; the women wear plain dresses) while nervously glancing at each other. Eventually, usually the husband, reaches over and pokes the wife on the shoulder, making her so nervous that she runs out of the room.
"Dude, did you see that Titus and Louise just got married?"
"Yeah man, I bet that was a hilarious homeschool wedding night!"
Homeschool Winner is Homestar's little brother. He is skinnier, and a little taller, because he was into books and computers from his wee ages and didn't get out much. He's all into technology and is a nerd. He owns a Dell. He lives a little ways outside of Free Country, and doesn't visit often. He hosts his own e-mails at www.independenthomestar.com forums. He was also the target of an enlightening interview there, too.
I am Homeschool Winner.
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From www.homesterrunner.com
Homestar's brother who never became a real character.
No one knows the Homeschool Winner
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Used to express how absolutely fucking stupid someone is
“look at that gibroni I bet he takes the short bus to homeschool”
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Someone who is overly clean-cut, socially awkward and/or lame.
And if the term itself wasn’t insulting enough already, it can be used as an actual clean-cut insult.
“Sally is so weird. She doesn’t know how to interact with people and she never does anything fun. I guess that’s not surprising though since she was homeschooled. She’s literally a banana bread homeschooler.”
“We’re going over to Kevin’s tonight to hang out, you should come.”
“Nah, I’m tired so I think I’m just gonna go home.”
“Come on, man. Don’t be a banana bread homeschooler.”
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