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A black female giving birth to an albino child
Midwife of Indian maternity ward: FML another day of KINDER SUPRISE chaos!
Slang world for leaving something disgusting inside of a mailbox. E.g., dog shit or anthrax.
I got fired from work the other day so I left my absolute Harrelson of a boss a bit of a kinder suprise in his mailbox
When a man has sexual intercourse with an orange, and once he has culminated inside of it, he proceeds to insert it inside his own anus, feeling stuffed with a creamy substance
My Uncle Tom kinder oranged me last night! my ass still hurts from ejecting the slices
Katerino's the one, partner, family, best friend, everything
Katerino and Kindered are happy together.
To take a kinder means take a huge cock in the ass
Person 1: Man wanna play chess?
Person 2: man you already know that if you play against me you take the kinder
The German chocolate brand that is superior to any american chocolate brand.
Ugh all these other chocolate's are so bad, kinder is so much better.
A sexual term, referring to a threefold experience. The first part of the experience is the consumption of sedatives or 'downers', such as ketamine, the second part is the recieving of sexual gratification via the partners (or 'eggers') hand stimulation, the third part is the 'surprise' (hence the name), usually something along the lines of throwing the reciever off of a bridge or footpath, into a river or canal just as their sexual climax is experienced.
-He kinder-egged her good on Martin's bridge, right into the water and she was pissed!
-She gave me a right kinder-egging the other night!