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An addition to an insult, usually followed by "Little bitch"
Stephano: "Shut the fuck up you more kinder little bitch"
A black female giving birth to an albino child
Midwife of Indian maternity ward: FML another day of KINDER SUPRISE chaos!
Slang world for leaving something disgusting inside of a mailbox. E.g., dog shit or anthrax.
I got fired from work the other day so I left my absolute Harrelson of a boss a bit of a kinder suprise in his mailbox
when you lick the shit off of your son's finger thinking it's chocolate.
Dad: "Thanks for the Kinder Surprise, Timmy!" *Licks his son's finger*
*Dad notices a pungent smell*
*Dad checks his son's pants*
*Horror*
When you push your fart too hard, and you get a little something extra.
"I went for a good fart but it ended up a kinder surprise"
When you queef a load of cum In your undies unexpectedly
Honey, pull over I just got that Kinder Surprise from earlier!
an action performed in doggy where by the balls (kinder egg) hit against the vagina (the surprise)
omg he kinder surprised me last night, it felt so good