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A phrase used by benefits claimants to excuse why they should be allowed to live off £50k a year without working.
Person 1: How do you afford to go on such nice holidays abroad every year when you don't work?
Person2: Because I'm legally entitled to... Continues to list absurd benefits you've never even heard of
Rights that every citizen in a country is entitled to
I have legal rights even though I am only 12
Play on the slogan “Legalize Hemp” referring to Shemp Howard of The Three Stooges.
Joe: Hey, cool Legalize Shemp t-shirt!
Earl: Shemp’s my hero.
An aspiring ambulance chasing attorney, who is a cunning linguist, blessed with a massive gavel, and has hopes of becoming a Supreme Court justice.
Legal Luke is currently the sitting attorney general at the Creamy Center and performs his legal duties completely pro-Bonner!
An attractive woman persuading others to do things based on her looks and charm.
Did you see how she was legally blonding herself into the VIP section?
1. thinking usually independent of and unaffected by objective reality 2. the process of using legal terms to alter, create or deny reality 3. process used to maintain or assist the status quo, power structure, and the resourceful and effective 4. a thought process commonly raised to the level of stupidity while maintaining the appearance of brilliance 5. sometimes called inverted intelligence.
The judge used his superior powers of Legal Analysis to determine my guilt despite knowing I was at the golf course with him at the time the crime was committed.
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The place where a person's highest legal authority has a permanent residency. A man cannot be without a domicile, for he is not supposed to have abandoned his last domicil until he has acquired a new one. Though by the Roman law a man might abandon his domicil, and, until he acquired a. new one, he was without a domicile. By fixing his residence at two different places a man may have two domiciles at one and the same time; for example, The Holy Okie "Lord Bud" being only spiritually alive cannot be expected to change his permanent Oklahoma residency on his personal documents because it would be unlawful to do so. The living fleshy temple given to him by his Son Christ Bob has a Texas residency at the "Okie Embassy" used as the Headquarters for the "Oklahoma Blackberry Plantation." Even though Lord Bud was Birthed in Texas he has become a foreigner in his own society. He is from Texas but not of Texas for having retired permanently in Oklahoma he is permanently the Holy Okie. It is what it is and this is the truth. Lord Bud has every intention of haunting the Plantation forever with his Holy ghost.
Christ Bob: Because my spiritual public defender "Lord Bud" has a permanent residency in Oklahoma the "Oklahoma Blackberry Plantation" has become my Legal Domicile even when I am at the Plantation's headquarters in Warren City Texas. This holds it true that Both Texas and Oklahoma are in Unity under my one true living God's authority over me. United under God!
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