A group of individuals who talk to females without the common eye knowing or ever finding out. Relative to a secret society that operates on the basis of twitter, Instagram and Facebook.
Guy 1: Did you see her twitter AVI.
Guy 2: Naw you were lurking ?
Guy 1: Yea I followed her and sent her a DM LURK TEAM all day.
to let one into a gathering for free, when they don't have any money for it
shake that ass for a lurk pass - king abs
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When someone tries to lurk but utterly fails to do so anonymously. Constantly changing their messenger status, or disconnecting / rejoining IRC channels.
20:33 -!- <noob> has joined #some-channel
20:33 < noob> logger url
20:33 <@coolguy> lurk fail
The act of exploring the Facebook profile of somebody you have little or no personal interaction with. (Ex: going through photos, videos or wall to wall's.)
I know Joseph is Lurking (Facebook) on my profile. He can recite Me and Justin's Wall to wall word for word.
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Gaining pleasure from spying on people online.
I walked into the room and caught Daniel totally lurking off to Stacey's profile.
Secretly hate watching while someone does something that irritates you.
A hate filled, blood boiling stare you make unbeknown to the person it is directed toward.
As I sipped my morning coffee and stared out the window, I couldn't help it but to hate lurk as my methed out roommate tore up my vegetable garden.
When a clerk or sales associate follows you around the store so they can ask you if you "have any questions." Usually they*just happen* to be folding clothes right next to you, and when you walk to a different part of the store, they miraculously appear right by your side, re-folding shirts, looking at you intently.
"Yesterday I was at PacSun, minding my own buisiness, when I got clerk-lurked by Johnny the sales associate again."
"No, for the one-hundred-forty-seventh time, I don't have any questions. Quit clerk lurkin' me and mind your own buisiness."