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When you are giving a blowjob and you suddenly feel five fingers and a palm grasp the top of your head and push down with the force of an adult octopus.
OMG my neck hurts sooo bad today!
Why?
He hit me with the octopus last night -_-
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Term used to describe when 8 men ejaculate onto a black woman.
Derived from the "8" as in 8 tentacles of te octopus, and how the woman is now black with white spots, as is a Dalmatian.
First mentioned on the 10/10/11 taping of "The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson"
"Yeah bro, me and these other seven guys totally gave this chick a Dalmatian Octopus the other night."
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"I got a C in math, how do you think I should drop the octopus to my parents?"
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When one is giving a hickey and sucks extremely hard as if being an octopus' sucker.
"Could you stop octopus sucking?? It hurts!!"
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A Dalmatian Octopus is when you put Craig Ferguson's face in between the large breasts of a woman with chest hair. The Hair should be long enough, to resemble the tentacles of an octopus. If not, and the woman just has stubble, this is referred to as dalmatian calamari. The hair from the lady's chest then rubs and sticks to your face. Leaving you with Dalmation Octopus beard.
A:Woah! Did you see that lady Dalmation Octopus Craig Ferguson in Intercourse, Pennsylvania?
B: Yeah man! And Geoff Peterson totally was hit with that Dalmation Calamari from that Amish lady!
C: Ass Mode!
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1) (adjective) usually done in a shower or pool. Consists of the male wrapping his muscles around the female and inserting his penis as far as it may go. He then thrusts, while rubbing his body on the female causing a suction noise. Using all his appendages to insert in any hole on the female he continues this while tongue kissing the female, forcing his tongue as far as it may go. Upon orgasm the two countinue to caress each other's body.
John and Kellie had passionate octopus sex while in the shower explaining the suction noises that were heard.
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Best food ever. It is a thin slice of raw octopus, it can be a little chewy but if prepared properly it is a delicacy.
A: What are you eating?
B: Octopus sashimi.
A: I'm uncultured and a chicken, I think it sounds gross.
B: More for me.
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