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offensive to the max

Anything that is irritating or obviously annoying, and is offensive to fashionistas everywhere.

OMG, that haircut is offensive to the max!

by shuanita December 8, 2004

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offensively rich

Being so lavish and "In your face" with wealth that it offends others

abuseing the fuck out of a restaurant full of people and then paying for there meals and drinks knowing that your wealth will offend them..making you "offensively rich"

by King pants December 4, 2013

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KISS offense

(v) to conduct oneself or something in the easiest possible manner by avoiding extraneous actions. KISS stands for Keep It Short & Simple or Keep It Simple, Stupid. Much like a basketball coach would call out a Triangle offense or Isolation offense from a sideline, a parent, trainer or mentor would tell their subordinate to "run the KISS offense"

While the intern was fumbling through a long drawn out slideshow that was putting everyone to sleep, his mentor said to him, "run the KISS offense"

by Sentinel408 September 9, 2009


Cartonable Offense

A cartonable offence is defined by an incident causing an avoidable disruption to users and/or services.

This may include re-doing work already completed by another employee.

Service Calls excessively past deadline, personal milestones, certifications, role changes, corporate support, leavers may be considered a Cartonable Offense

by daul porris June 17, 2011


offensive driving

To drive in a manner to keep the pace on roads that are heavily congested to the point of advancing through quickly as possible but not to the extent of it being aggressive driving.

NYC requires some offensive driving if you want to ever get to your destinations!

by Tmaas May 17, 2018


Federal offense

Something that your mom is.

His mom was tampering with the mail again, so she became a federal offense.

by $yd December 29, 2011

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wet offensive

a wet offensive is when a person, usual male puts up a front of kindness in order to get in a females pants. once he has accomplished his mission he then treats the female like shit and makes her usual cry.

DUDE did you see Wagz at the party? Yeah man he was putting up a great wet offensive to that girl! Hes gettin some tonight! peacock!

by ericthehurdler May 16, 2010

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