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A small tropical island in Oceania where inhabitants are known as Oblongs and live under Oblong Law.
The island hosts the annual, critically acclaimed music festival, Plumpfest.
Plumping Paradise is the top tourist destination of 2019.
These are problems, which, if you don’t live in Paradise you don’t feel sorry for people that have them. As mywalksinparadise would say, “I know it’s freezing where many of you are at right now, so I know you won’t care, but it’s a little too hot today.”
Well folks, I’m having some paradise problems right now. It’s so sunny I can’t see my phone.
an inexplicable feeling of ecstasy resulting from a physical or mental triumph.
I don't know how I managed to pass that class but whatever, I'm on the paradise machine now baby.
An action taken (usually performed by two men) in which one person is on their back (unconscious or conscious) and the other squats their butthole onto the first person's nose.
Todd: Did you hear that Rob gave Jim a dookie paradise.
Steven: Ahhh shit that's nasty.
Its a place where all beautiful pergins go to live in harmony.
Come, lets go to pergin paradise, pergins!
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The act of self-fellatio, not swallowing the resulting jism. Then, using a bendy straw in the shape of either a flamingo or the participant's name, force the jism into your partner's vaginal or anal cavity through means of blowing.
Me and the old ball and chain are gonna go try for a kid, but her cunt is a little too rancid for my richard, so I'm gonna do the old Screwdriver in Paradise method instead.
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Epic poem written by John Milton, arguably one of the most important yet ignored contributions to literature and theology. Paradise Lost is generally opposed by fundametalist bible-beaters who oversubscribe to a literal, conservative view of God.
Milton portrays Satan as sin with a smile...
"Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heav'n"
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