Random
Source Code
Random
A competition where 2 people take turns taking hits on each others pencils in an effort to break them. 1st person to break the other one's pencil in half wins. The defender holds pencil between thumb and 1st finger of both hands like a karate board. The attacker holds their pencils (eraser end) with thumb and 1st finger of one hand, and the thumb and middle finger of the other hand on the (writing end). The thumb should be slid further up on the pencil to push down, this generates the downward swing force to break your opponent's pencil. (Snap your fingers and while holding that position after the snap make a pencil touch your middle finger and bottom of thumb with the thumb pressing down make the pencil snap forward)
35👍 7👎
Washington, DC, slang: if somebody higher up in government takes a pencil to a speech before you deliver it, that’s called being “pencil-fucked”.
The Secretary for the Interior pencil-fucked me before I could tell North Dakota to get over how many tourists South Dakota gets at Mount Rushmore.
27👍 5👎
When something has been so edited down that it barely exists anymore
She pencil-fucked my entire idea.
22👍 4👎
1. a weak and timid person
2. a studious person
We have no place for a pencil neck like you.
166👍 52👎
A man's penis who has length but no width, like a pencil.
He's good looking but he has a pencil dick.
289👍 99👎
When you scotch-tape pencils together lead-to-eraser style with the intent to create a longer and more lasting pencil. This technique can, and sometimes is, used for many pencils at the same time, creating what many call "The True Pencil-Centipede".
"My pencils are all so short I decided to make a Pencil-Centipede, and it lasted the whole school year!"
One's own firm turd used for writing, generally on a public restroom wall.
Well, we turned up to the board meeting, and someone had used God's pencil to write their name on the board table.