when you go to a dealership of some sort, (car, motorcycle, RV boat, etc) and they do math-a-matical magic with your trade, the cost of your new toy, the finance guy and his crap, extended warranties, and when all is said and done, you have no idea if you got a good deal or not.
Bob: Hey guy, nice new car. How'd that all work out for you?
Rob: I have no idea, got pencil fucked at the stealership. All I know is its 359/month for the next 60 months.
The act of writing information about a subject that one has absolutly no knowledge of.
Since I was totally clueless about the topic of my history final, I pencil fucked my way through the essay portion.
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A political term. When a large portion of a speech is cut moments before the speaker takes the podium.
Mother Fucker! POTUS's chief of staff just pencil fucked us and cut out the entire foreign policy section of our stump.
Washington, DC, slang: if somebody higher up in government takes a pencil to a speech before you deliver it, thatโs called being โpencil-fuckedโ.
The Secretary for the Interior pencil-fucked me before I could tell North Dakota to get over how many tourists South Dakota gets at Mount Rushmore.
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When something has been so edited down that it barely exists anymore
She pencil-fucked my entire idea.
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1. when your sharpener eats up your pencil
2. when skinny people have sex
electric pencil sharpeners are great because you can reduce the risk of pencil fuck
When two of more business persons, contractors or editors modify a document through multiple turns as drafting the same document.
David G: You lawyers spent the past two days pencil fucking that 5 page settlement agreement so there should be no ambiguity.
Lawyer S. It needs a little bit to get to perfectly pencil fucked.