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The man or woman hired to "Fiddle" or wank the presidents dick when the first lady is gone.
Todd: Man I need a new job
Eric: I heard there looking for a new Presidential Dick Fiddler
Todd: Oh Boy!
A reality show where the winner gets access to the U.S. nuclear arsenal
I would like to put in a write in vote for anthony weiners dick-pic for the 2016 presidential election
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When someone happens to shoot their friend while hunting, both intential or accidential. Made famous by Dick Cheney's hunting accident.
Phillip: Hey bro, if this turns into a presidential bird hunt, I will dismember you. Brutally.
Todd: Yeah, no problem.
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i dont think i can fix it but i can "Presidential engineering" it
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a) the day we americans re-elected the asshole that killed off so many Iraqis and even our own soldiers
b) the day we americans re-elected the asshole who put us in the deepest national debt since the Great Depression
c) the day we americans re-elected the asshole who wants to merge church and state and is against 2 guys kissing but not 20 terrorists fucking up our nation
d) the day we americans did not elect the other idiot (kerry) who probably would have done just as bad a job but at least he wasn't a fucking right-winger
e) the day i almost shot myself, america is so stupid
i can't believe that all you fuckers listened to the goddamn ads that said to "VOTE BUSH: presidential election 2004". America's fucked. So next time, can we please elect billie joe armstrong? who has been running ever since 2000?
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The time when the American public must decide who they want to fuck up their country for the next 4 years.
Flip a quarter and vote accordingly...
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When she tugs so hard, she nearly pulls it off you. Similar to the hand shakes of the 45th President.
aka PHJ
'How's that new girl of yours?'
'She hot and all but only gives Presidential Hand Jobs.'