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When you eat a girl out who is bent in the shape of a pretzel with a side of poutine in her.
Me and my gf are going to have a Canadian Pretzel tonight.
When two or more dogs take shits next to each other at the same time.
Louie and Butters just had a pretzel party in Matt's bedroom
A desperate, supposedly romantic, move to win over a woman's heart by first staging a kidnapping/mugging, and then swooping in to save the day with your "heroic" efforts.
When the traditional chocolates, flowers, and songs don't impress a girl, think about the Belgian Pretzel.
A position of two people when you're snuggling and cuddling with your lover and your legs are intertwined with each other.
I love to wrap my legs around Ali as we cuddle in bed. He is the best to leg-pretzel with ever!
The salted pretzel is a sexual act where two men scissor, bending their genitals down to penetrate each other's rectums. A third man then stands above the two and urinates, thereby salting the pretzel.
"I talked to Bill at work, and he agreed to help us make a Salted Pretzel"
"Perfect. I'll go get a tarp to lay on the floor."
Mango pretzels are the new yummy, delightful, fun snack for kids! With a hard outer shell and crunchy bite, filled with a Tangye, Oozing mangoy taste. Will leave your tastebuds wanting more.
Also comes in mango balls and triangles. Will you get pretzels or the balls?
Mango today, Mango tomorrow, Mango everyday.
Person 1: Have you tried the new mango pretzels?
Person two: yeah they’re amazing would totally recommend!
The only day of the year that Stanley is happy
There’s only three hundred sixty four more days until the next pretzel day