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The place on one's person (anus) where you would smuggle items in and out of prison...
my baby's mama was able to sneak me 4 packs of smokes and a connect 4 game pass the gaurds by using her ample sized prison pocket
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The thing that changes the mind of somebody who wants to go to jail because they thing it's gangsta.
In the prison showers, if you drop the soap, you get booty raped in the ass by a 6 1/2 foot tall man with a dick the length of your monitor if you pick that shit up. It may even happen more than once a week, so keep your rectum intact
Wannabe Gangster Kid: When I bust outta prison, I'ma become the leader of the Bloods and will have hoes on my dick for days and will have 20-inch rims that spin when my Lambo ain't moving and shit.
Guy: Alright then, prepare to get screwed in the ass when you go into the prison showers.
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When you flush a turd immediately after splashdown in order to protect the olfactory sensibilities of those in the immediate vicinity. Useful in prison, office bathrooms, at home, and in the hospital.
-Next time you’re gonna stink up the cell, you better prison flush or you’re getting shanked.
-That poor nursing assistant might have died from the smell if I hadn’t prison flushed.
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A mixture of bodily fluids used by prison inmates to hurl at victims, consisting of saliva, blood, semen, and feces, or any combination thereof.
The prison guard was put on medical leave after having a prison cocktail thrown in his face.
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getting fucked in the asshole in jail, what a new or weaker inmate can expect to play daily without consent, usually right after a little tonsil tickling from a sexually perverted inmate(s), forced to at first but gives it up quietly after the first 50 or 60 times, can also expect to play with multiple partners several times a day while guards ignore what's going on
billy bob: "hey bubba, fresh fish"
bubba: "ungh, we needs some fresh hole"
billy bob: "me first this time"
bubba: "bullshit, everybody knows i always get the first hand in prison poker"
billy bob: "uh, ok, hey fish, face down, ass up"
bubba: "ungh, ungh, ungh"
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A sincere, friendly prisoner who utilizes the time while incarcerated to develop and maintain positive and meaningful friendships.
A social prisoner establishes and maintains healthy friendships inside prison as well as outside. Often, social prisoners also make use of the time to learn skills and seek an education.
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A prison fluffer is an inmate who has just been anally raped by another inmate. The dominate inmate, not wanting to go back to his cell with shit on his dick (who does??) will force the raped inmate to lick the shit of off. The raped inmate will cry and complain incessantly, but secretly hope that the raping inmate will get hard again during the cleaning process so he will get as raped again. Since having a dick in his ass is the only time the victimized inmate feels like he has any purpose on this planet, he will do an extra fine job during the cleaning process.
Bubba: Hey accountant, you got shit on my junk. We are not done yet, turn around and lick this crap off.
Accountant: *crying, sniffling* You've put me through enough, just leave me alone.
Bubba: Not gonna happen prison fluffer, get on with it or get a beating.
Accountant: *continues crying, starts licking and secretly hoping for round 2*
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