pseudo-intellectuals

Someone who uses flashy words and quotes from intellectuals to make them sound a bit more clever than they really are because they don't have original thoughts for themselves.

Also see: pretentious

That bloke thinks he's a nihilith - yet he doesn't know anything.

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pseudo bohemian

a person who pretends to be an optimist,intellectual or hippy but in reality are not. They are false bohemians.

The kid was simply a pseudo bohemian. He wore tie died band shirts and pretended to use a large vocabulary. But when asked wha the words meant, he had no idea

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pseudo-busy

v.The act of not being very busy, but being busy enough to not accomplish something.

Wife: Did you take out the trash yet?
Husband: No, I've been pseudo-busy.
Wife: Doing What?
Husband: Work and trying to ignore you.
Wife: Oh okay...What was that last part?
Husband: Ohhh nothing, I'll go take out the trash now.

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pseudo-niece

a good friend's daughter

I'm like an uncle/aunt to my friend's daughter. She is my pseudo-niece.

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pseudo dancing

The act by which a perpetrator, usually one Ken Johnson, attempts to attract attention from a good-looking female, but instead stands behind her, as if being a stalker. No attempt is made to have physical or verbal contact. The female usually just becomes very frightened and moves away at lightning speeds, such as when a gazelle is being chased by a cheetah. Too bad Kenny can't sprint to catch his prey.

Pseudo dancing is also considered and art form, performed by mimes and unichs alike.

Also see Nolder

Kenny wanted to talk to that hot girl, but instead he was just pseudo dancing.

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Pseudo-Blumpkin

When you're using a laptop to chat with a friend on Facebook while taking a shit and masturbating.

1. I was taking a huge dump the other day, and I totally pseudo-blumpkin'd Bryan. There was jizz all over my toilet and my computer. He was chatting with me on Facebook, completely unaware.

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pseudo-dykes

This is a term I created to describe the retarded girls in bars who pretend to be lesbians (i.e. kissing, making-out and floor fucking with each other) just to get the guys to look at them.
Latin pseudo meaning fake and Old Normand dyke meaning a woman who likes other women.

Me - "Look at those pathetic pseudo-dykes trying to get attention!"
Guy I am talking to - "Umm what? I am distracted by the chicks making out."

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