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the most thiccest salami ever made in history of mankind.
Me: What type of Salami do you eat?
Him: Thicc Salami.
someone whos a cunt, or your best friend either one really. can be used to describe a situation as bullshit or hella lit. only spelt like
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"oi look at that massive salami o'er there"
"oh yeah she such a cunteth"
"dude that's such massive salami"
The act of placing one's erect penis in the snow until it is numb. Subsequently, the female's vagina is penetrated, resulting in a warm tingling sensation.
Vladmir: Comrade, I had the best sex last night. I place dick in snow and penetrated Svetlana--it give sensation of dragon's breath in Siberian Tundra. The ole russian salami i tell you!
A piece of meat, usually shaped like a penis that is around 7 feet long. Can be slightly salted or peppered and likes to be thrusted around.
John once showed us his salami rod in the showers. Needless to say, he always had a filling for his sandwich.
That salami rod was rather filling. Thrust me some more and let me taste it good.
a type of salami that's very old and moldy (don't recommend eating it)
gordon: right, so crazy hamburger is horrible but some people prefer diarrhea. to make the crazy hamburger, what you're gonna want first is spoken salami, to tell if your salami is spoken you wanna lift up like this in *vomits*. now next, you want to give your sidewalk and shoulders, these are a little hard to get but if you want a true crazy hamburger it's what you're gonna have to use. now finally, dice the sidewalk anchovies.
cheeky: *farts*
gordon: what?
also gordon when he notices cheeky: BLOODY FUCKING HELL IT'S SZEMTELEN MANO FROM THE HIT GAME VESZTESEG
Hey man, that girl last night had some salami slappers on her!
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Where you take any penis of your desire and cut it to many slices, and eat them with any condiment. Later you shit it out into a condom, freeze it over night and use it as a dildo the next morning.
Man: why did you cut my penis
Woman: to do the Islamic salami
Man: makes sense have a good day