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During a government shutdown, the government doesn't have the money to provide services or pay its employees, but citizens still have taxes taken from their paycheck.
"Wait, the national park is closed? Where the hell did 30% of my paycheck go?"
"Who knows man, it's Schrodinger's shutdown"
Anyone and everyone online is ugly until proven otherwise.
friend 1-"i met this girl online but shes still in Schrodinger's ugly phase"
friend 2-"what"
An act that may or may not be illegal dependant on the presence or absence of Law Enforcement
Joe: "Fuck off, you can't do that, that's illegal!"
(Jim, drinking the entire tank of sea monkeys in the pet shop): "No coppers? If the fuzz don't clock it's not illegal, its Schrodinger's Crime"
Someone who changes their political beliefs based on who they are trolling.
He is such a Schrodinger's politician.
When you wake up next to a really unattractive person, but the degree of intoxication for both parties was so high that there is uncertainty about whether or not you had sex.
I heard you had sex with pig last night.
Truthfully I don't know we were too drunk to remember.
Schrodinger's Hookup Strikes again!
When you donate to a sperm bank and are unsure if you have fathered a child.
My buddy Dave JO'd at a sperm bank and now he's got Schrodinger's cum yo
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Schrodinger's douchebag but replace offensive with stupid.
Dumbass: "The earth is flat"
Not dumbass: No it isn't you idiot"
Dumbass: I was joking.
Not dumbass: "Schrodinger's dumbass
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