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a word for having/describing a big pp
John: That's one long shlong.
Jahrool: Thank you my homie.
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An instrument that is used to smoke cannabis. This particular instrument must resemble a penis, otherwise it will just be classified as a bong, which will decrease both the value and appeal. (the herb is placed in one of the wrinkles on the scrotum and the smoke is inhaled out the dick hole)
Yo foo, I just got this kick ass Pink Floyd cd. How about we pop this sucka in and break out the shlong bong
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Beating your dick to the beat of a song.
Matthew was tried of watching porn. So he decided to shlong-song instead.
(noun).
a large penis extending horizontally outward from the body for an abnormally long distance.
Sarah: my monster shlong is so big it could knight someone.
Carol: well my monster shlong is so big it could besiege a castle.
an appropriately sized gong, rang with your dick, used to tell a woman to get out of your bed after you are done with her
When my roommate hears my shlong gong he knows to get ready to try to move in for some sloppy seconds.
A giant peen sometimes mistaken for a pool noodle.
“Bobby’s long shlong is sticking out of his shorts again!”