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When someone does something that's makes it too unfair to embarass or joke about them about it.
Obama: "Hey Joe, I just won the Nobel Peace Prize!"
Biden: "Really? And for not doing anything either!"
Obama: "Really...seriously Joe? Did you really have to swing at the softball pitch?"
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an Alcoholic beverage. This drink has nine liquors on the team. They all go down easy. at the bottom, there is a pierced cherry.
What is 3x stronger than a Long island iced tea? a Lesbian Softball Team.
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A softball team comprised of citigroup employees. They somehow managed to win the Stamford, Conn Thursday C league title with a left handed short stop. When not playing softball they consume cheap beer and yell "you/that/they stink!"
Petre: Heard you guys have a good sofbtall team.
Tom: Are you serious? CAM N.A Softball rules! And you stink!
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you know that softball pitcher name lexi?
yeah, GAYYYY
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When you get a good pitch in softball and promptly proceed to make out, and you start dropping f-bombs at everybody.
Ump: "Hey, no cursing or I'll throw you out of the game!"
Coach: "It's not his fault. He has softball tourettes."
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Used to define a girl (or guy) who is so experienced in sucking, it is supposed that she/he could suck anything
That bitch could suck a softball through a straw
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Synonymous with a lack of talent. Any social situation where in the pursuit of sexual relations (ie. "Hooking up") the deterrent presents itself as a simple shortage of the opposite gender, or no one around worth fucking.
"Dude let's bail, this bar is a middle school softball game."
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