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A set of principles permitting greater opportunity or liberty to one than to another, especially the granting of greater sexual freedom to men than to women.
If a male has lots of sex, he's looked well upon.
If a female has lots of sex, she is considered a slut.
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Public enemy number #1. The reason why society will never progress.
*Black girl hits a white man.*
Black Girl: Get the fuck off my counter you stupid nigga!
*hits back*
White Guy: Stop hitting me nigga!
The World: You're the devil and a racist mysgonist! Go to hell you creep!
White Guy: Thank you double standards, for ruining the world.
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A person who demands an extremely specific person to be their lover. It is usually very hard for someone with High Standards to meet a compatible person, but if all standards are met, she is a keeper.
"Ugh, I hate my love life."
"What's wrong Bob?"
"This girl I met is a Christian, Gamer, Speaks 15 languages, and is a black belt in karate! But she isn't a Virgin smh. She doesn't meet my standards, so I'm going to have to let her go."
"Well, that's what happens when you have High Standards."
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A Text Based RPG game online. Vastly growing. May be mistaken for a crap RPG, but really is good! wwwdotstandardwarfaredotcom
Standard Warfare is so cool.
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The beer standard is a scale for measuring the attractiveness of an individual. The measurement is made in beers, for how many beers it would take to make a person look like a perfect 10. For example a perfect 10 would be a 0 on the Beer Standard Scale(BSS for short).
This scale does away with the ambiguity that is inherent within the "out of ten" scale.
That girl you hooked up with last night was about a 4 on the beer standard scale
The official constitution of Nazi Germany… and also Facebook. A set of secret rules, enforced by bots, and meant to censor people, um I mean maintain a safe environment for all.
You’ve violated Facebook’s Community Standards! You are hereby under arrest and sentenced to 30 days in prison!
To complete a task to a bare-minimum level, with only a token amount of effort...
He cleaned the house but only to Man Standard.