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Apart from killing yourself, a suicide is also when you mix two or more types of pop, cola, soda, or any type of soft drink. Some times it can be tasty, but other times it can taste like shit.
Coke Zero + Mountain Dew = suicide
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A word that has a similar reaction when uttered to that of "bomb" in an airport while you are in school.
Fuck you Prof. Won, I'm going to commit suicide.
Uh yoo need to com wit me and we fix yoo uh problems wiht counseler.
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A good solution to life's problems, that won't go away. Tired of seeing dr. after dr. being treated for depression.
I tried to kill myself in 2002. It's no guarantee that I won't do it again.
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a mixture of all the drinks in the soda fountain in equal measure or leaning towards the one's you like most, kinda gross, lots of kids like them
I've also heard of it being like poor man's casserole where you take everything left in the fridge and mix it in a jug and drink, alcohol, soda, juice, no matter
That kid is drinking a suicide
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Life's version of rage-quitting.
"I'm gonna go jump off that cliff dude, ON PURPOSE!!"
"Naw dude, that' suicide!"
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Something which should not be joked about. Something which creates more than one victim.
Its easy to joke about suicide but think about who you may be hurting before you do it- some wounds never heal.
A family friend commited suicide and left his children behind. Its sad to think that something which took him a matter of minutes to do will affect his children every minute for the rest of their lives.
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The thought that you get after something bad happens, like a friends death, or Trump becoming president.
Guy: Lemme touch your froggy ass
Kermit: I AM GOING TO KERMIT SUICIDE
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