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Grandma Sweater

A sweater without a hood that contains kittens playing with yarn, teddy bears, bird in the meadow, or puppies. Usually worn by your grandma or older women 60 years of age and old.

It must have been senior citizens day at the grocery store earlier. There were more grandma sweaters per square foot than I’ve ever witnessed!

by JamJam24 October 07, 2010


sweater chest

A chest that is so hairy, you can't tell whether someone is topless or wearing a sweater.

I told Lance to take off his top so we could go swimming, but he said he already did. Damn that sweater chest really fooled me.

by Audrey El July 28, 2005


muffins with sweaters

fresh, warm muffins which are placed in a cookie jar and immediately forgotten. after two months, they are found and are moldy as shit. therefor, the muffins appear to have sweaters.

"my mom baked these and i left them in my locker. now i have muffins with sweaters.

by fadedredwing May 13, 2009


sweater nigga

An unsavory and unwelcomed +1 of a fringe friend to social gatherings. Said person combines the intangible unlikabilities common in an emeny but is ironically non-threatening.

Awww fuck... sweater nigga's here..

by Sn123w November 26, 2018


pube sweater

a finely woven sweater made of the finest pubic hairs

Who needs cashmere when you could have a pube sweater?

by docwhoomph July 12, 2010


Sweater cheddar

The sexy stubble poking out from a man’ shirt

OMG, Stephanie. Wow did you see Noah in his shirt? No why? He had that major sweater cheddar. 😍

by Sugartits6969 July 03, 2021


sweater cannons

BIG ASS TITIES

she shot me a look with them sweater cannons

by dunder control October 10, 2010