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A sweater without a hood that contains kittens playing with yarn, teddy bears, bird in the meadow, or puppies. Usually worn by your grandma or older women 60 years of age and old.
It must have been senior citizens day at the grocery store earlier. There were more grandma sweaters per square foot than I’ve ever witnessed!
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A chest that is so hairy, you can't tell whether someone is topless or wearing a sweater.
I told Lance to take off his top so we could go swimming, but he said he already did. Damn that sweater chest really fooled me.
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An unsavory and unwelcomed +1 of a fringe friend to social gatherings. Said person combines the intangible unlikabilities common in an emeny but is ironically non-threatening.
Awww fuck... sweater nigga's here..
fresh, warm muffins which are placed in a cookie jar and immediately forgotten. after two months, they are found and are moldy as shit. therefor, the muffins appear to have sweaters.
"my mom baked these and i left them in my locker. now i have muffins with sweaters.
a finely woven sweater made of the finest pubic hairs
Who needs cashmere when you could have a pube sweater?
Woman's pubic hair.
Similar reference to "lip sweater" which is a mustache.
Sally's sporting a thick clam sweater this Summer...it's time to trim the bush, mow the lawn, clear the landing strip, etc!
The sexy stubble poking out from a man’ shirt
OMG, Stephanie. Wow did you see Noah in his shirt? No why? He had that major sweater cheddar. 😍