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A loser deadbeat with no ambition whatsoever in life. See also muff diver
Do those guys over there need help?
Nah, they're just muffs.
An alternate and parent proof word for the "F" word. You can use it in all contexts and forms.
I'ma beat his muffing butt.
Baby, we are going to muff all night long.
MOTHER MUFFER!
Oh yeah? Well, muff you!
It's muffin cold out here.
a pouffy area often frequented by "Z"
Can I see the MUFF please!!!
Going to the cocomuff to get muffafied!
A sex position where the man pops a chocolate muffin on the front of his willy and proceeds to anally pound a woman, afterwords eating the muffin/shit mixture out of her bumhole.
Woman 1: Tyler and I Muff Muffed last night, it was so hot.
Woman 2: Daaaaaaaaaaaamn, did it hurt?
Woman 1: Nah, he's got a chode so it wasn't too bad.
Muff to me, is, something that is very undesirable. Also, something that is considered garbage or worthless.
"Did you see Batman vs Superman? It was compete muff, I wouldn't wish it upon my worst enemy."
Contrary to the number one definition, the muff is the culmination of the pussy and surrounding hair do... the muff can be characterized by its hair style, skin color, and smell.
No muff too tough, we dive at five!