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The undeniable and indisputable power of poodles.
I am consistently astounded by poodle power.
A horny man, usually a pretty boy or celebrity, who tries to hump or bump almost any woman in sight. Like a male dog when it smells a bitch in heat, these men cannot resist grouping, goosing, feeling up, or pinching the bottoms of their targets, especially when left alone, regardless of the time of day.
Harry was well-known in political circles and became famous as a legislator, but his female staff members knew him as a sex poodle who was constantly finding excuses to hug them closely, and pat their bottoms. One staffer even complained about strange stains on her dress.
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The best way to activate your Google Search voice commander.
"Cocaine Poodle."
"What is the distance from the Earth to the Moon?"
Google - "The Moon is 238,900 miles from the Earth."
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A line in the song “ROXANNE” by Arizona Zervas.
It is depicted as being a 1980’s Mercedes-Benz 500SL convertible in the lyric video.
“Shorty drive a poodle with no top” - Arizona Zervas
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Figure of speech.
This poodle, associated with the texting poodle emoji, is known for speaking the truth. An anthropomorphized figure generally associated with the intangible truth. Used to denote the speaker's view of the truth of a statement. This figure of speech is the antonym of the Lie Beetle.
In texting conversations, the poodle emoji is used directly after the words "truth poodle" in the sentence.
Mary: "I look terrible in this sweater!"
Kayla: "I do not believe that it is the truth poodle. You look amazing!"
Roger: "The weather app says it's going to rain in a few hours. It cannot be the truth poodle! There's no clouds in the sky."
Using feces to style pubic hair.
I gave myself a Fudge Poodle and made a mohawk.
A man who is befriended by an attractive woman solely for the purpose of platonic friendship, and parading him around to social events.
Q: Hey, I saw you at the art opening with jessica last night - are you guys dating! A: No, I'm just her man-poodle.
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