Beef

Possibly the manliest sounding word in the dictionary.
Try shouting it, grunting it, mumbling it or demanding it. Beef meat is also amazing so to show your appreciation of the word, beef must be used at least once in every sentence.
BEEEEFF!
Its fun! (manly voices only. girly, high pitched BEEFS! are unacceptable. To shout beef in this manner is deemed as an insult to anything and everything within earshot and thus is punishable by and extremely hard smack across the back of the head. Other more creative methods of punishment are encouraged)

Beef is also an effective word for clearing ones throat!
ie. instead of *cough cough* *grunt grunt* *cough*
try *cough cough* BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEF!!!!! *cough cough*
Beef backwards is feeb.

1. Instead of shouting "THIS IS SPARTAAAAAAA!!"
try shouting "BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEF!!!!" as your next war cry!

How to use it in every sentence!
Random 1: Did you go to Miranda's beef party last night?
Random 2: Yeah I heard the party beef food was amazing!
Random 3: Meh it was nothing beefy special.
Random 1: Yeah I suppose your right beef beef. The best part of the party was when the cantelope ate my hat.

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Beef

to acknowledge that you have a problem with someone

"im gonna squash that beef"

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Beef

When you have lights off sex with someone without telling them you’re on your period

Jen “ Omg Kim, Chris fucked the shit out of me yesterday”
Kim “Wait, aren’t you on your period?”
Jen “ Yeah but he didn’t know THAT till after, lol I totally beefed him!”

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beef

A slang term used to describe conflict between people.

Tarun said "not many boys are brave enough to beef me"

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Beefing

Yorkshire slang for being very hot. Roasting hot like roast beef.

Man, it's beefing in here.
Dude, I'm absolutely beefing.

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beef

(n.) an unspeakable situaiton where two people hate eachother so intensely that at the mere sight of one of those people or their crew by the other person or their crew result in bloodshed; and any attempts to reconcile the situation also result in bloodshed.

Johnny: You got beef, bitch?
Timmy: Naw, man, i don't take my steak that dark.
Johnny: I am going to kill you.
*punch* *punch* *stab* *stab* *bang* *bang*
Johnny: There, I killed you.

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beef

to fall in an embarrassing manner

dude that guy was up in the air and it looked like he was gonna land that 540 but he beefed.

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