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This one gets tricky..
You have a woman (or man) lie flat on their back on the floor. They proceed to pull their knees to their forehead resulting in their rectum being in the upward position and level with the world. Their anus is then gaped open allowing things to be inserted.
You poor in the oatmeal, followed by your choice of milk or water. Eat it quick to have it cold or give it a few minutes to rise to body temp!
Man, I could go for a nice warm bowl of Russian Oatmeal!
When multiple people insert oatmeal inside their anus, then force it out on to someone's chest.
" Who's down for some Oatmeal showers ? "
"Did Becky was in on of brads infamous Oatmeal Showers !"
When you are giving a woman anal sex from the missionary position, then punch her in the stomach hard enough to make her throw up all over her tits. Then you pull out and ejaculate all over the throw up to make a nice creamy oatmeal. Spoons not included.
We were drinkin whiskey and she looked kinda effed up so I gave her a Tallahasse oatmeal
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A type of cookie that no one likes. Usually used in conversation in the situation below.
Sam: I totally got with all three of those girls last night!
Justin: ...Want a fucking cookie?
Sam: What kind?
Justin: Oatmeal raisin
Sam: Ewww fuck that dude
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A bowl of diarrhea, byproduct of Thai or Mexican food.
"Pedro eats a filling meal of Romanian Oatmeal every day, thats what makes him so smart."
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When your semen gets in your pubes and it clumps up and looks like oatmeal
When I finished jerking of I accidently made some soggy oatmeal
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listening to creepy death metal or bands that just completely suck and should be shot.
Hey, Brice and I just bought the new Nickleback. Do you guys want to come have some oatmeal and yogurt while we jam out. Next week I'm going to buy the latest Buckcherry, now that's "oatmeal rock".
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