Torque Time

The entirety of physics revolves around this statement. Not only does it help you get rotational velocity and moment of inertia, but it ALSO ALLOWS FOR YOU TO FIND THE CHANGE IN ANGULAR MOMENTUM. WHAT CAN I SAY EXCEPT TORK TIME IS THE BEST TIME.

"I just used Torque Time to find the rotational velocity of your mom!"

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fully torqued

being in a permanent state of jubilation and exuberance due to more than excessive amounts of alcohol.

JO: What did u dudes end up doing last night?
BOB: Well after we docked hard we got fully torqued and went surfing.

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Fully Torqued

A funny weed word, like after you smoke a bunch of weed and crash into something, is a sign that your FULLY TORQUED

Dude one: Dude I just hit a gurl
Dude two: Yeah ur fucking torqued

Dude one: Fuck yeah, i'm fully torqued

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Torque A Wicked Cable

Taking a huge log-like dump.

We had to leave the bar 'cause Amber had to torque a wicked cable.

torquing your teets

Gender neutral and far superior variant of "busting your balls"

Synonyms:

Yankin' yer chain.
Jerkin' ya shaft.
Ticklin' your peaches.
Flicking your tits.
Pinching your pud.

Guy: That shirt blows.
Girl: OMG WTF.
Guy: I'm just torquing your teets.
...or...
Dude, you've gotta be torquin' my teets.

torque my tootles

someone is pissing you off

"stop doing that, you torque my tootles!"

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torquing wicked cable

to take a poo, shit, dung, deficate, leave a stool specimin, drop the cosby kids off at the pool and so on....

"Your body wants that airplane food out, so your in the restroom TORQUING WICKED CABLE"

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