torque

to "Giver' torque" means "let's go" or "get it done"

Person 1: "Can we go to that party now?"
Person 2: "Let's giver' torque!"

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fully torqued

being in a permanent state of jubilation and exuberance due to more than excessive amounts of alcohol.

JO: What did u dudes end up doing last night?
BOB: Well after we docked hard we got fully torqued and went surfing.

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Fully Torqued

A funny weed word, like after you smoke a bunch of weed and crash into something, is a sign that your FULLY TORQUED

Dude one: Dude I just hit a gurl
Dude two: Yeah ur fucking torqued

Dude one: Fuck yeah, i'm fully torqued

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Torque A Wicked Cable

Taking a huge log-like dump.

We had to leave the bar 'cause Amber had to torque a wicked cable.

torquing your teets

Gender neutral and far superior variant of "busting your balls"

Synonyms:

Yankin' yer chain.
Jerkin' ya shaft.
Ticklin' your peaches.
Flicking your tits.
Pinching your pud.

Guy: That shirt blows.
Girl: OMG WTF.
Guy: I'm just torquing your teets.
...or...
Dude, you've gotta be torquin' my teets.

torque my tootles

someone is pissing you off

"stop doing that, you torque my tootles!"

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torquing wicked cable

to take a poo, shit, dung, deficate, leave a stool specimin, drop the cosby kids off at the pool and so on....

"Your body wants that airplane food out, so your in the restroom TORQUING WICKED CABLE"

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