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After cheap meaningless sex one cleans up all of the love schmagma, preferably with an article of thier partners clothing, and throws it in the opposite partners face.
I banged Trevor's sister and gave that dirty ho the "Game towel".
Towels that the woman (or feminine man) of the house hangs up for decorative purposes (normally seasonal). You can not dry dishes with them, dry your hands with them, use them after a shower, or look at them too hard unless of course you want to get bitched at.
Woman: Honey where did my decorative towel with the cute snowman go?
Man: I used it to dry off the dog
Woman: WTF!?! THOSE TOWELS ARE TOO NICE FOR YOU TO BE USEING THEM FOR ANYTHING USEFUL!!!
Man: BITCH DON'T MAKE ME GIVE YOU A THIRD BLACK EYE YOU ALREADY HAVE TWO!!!
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The act of wiping wet or damp hands on the bottom of your trouser legs.
Usually performed in the presence of pathetic hand dryers in publice toilets, so can be used often .... Especially around where I live ¬¬
Person 1: Hey dude, did you use that hand dryer?
Person 2: No man, it was pathetic, had to use a trouser towel.
Person 1: Same here dude, it SUCKED!
Just a blue paper towel, that's it. No more, no less.
Go dry your hands using that blue towel.
A sanitary towel (aka. a sanitary napkin, a feminine napkin, a menstrual pad)) is an absorbent item worn by women in their underwear when menstruating, bleeding after giving birth, recovering from gynecologic surgery, experiencing a miscarriage or abortion, or in any other situation where it is necessary to absorb a flow of blood from the vagina.
Sanitary towel is a common term to hear in the UK.
Hey, that swimming pool float looks like a giant sanitary towel!
n.- when a man gets a boner in the shower and, after drying off, can drop the wet towel and have his penis catch it and hold it
John: wow, did you see Joe in the showers?? he's hung like a horse! i watched him show off by doing the towel rack as he walked out.
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A mildew-laden bath, beach or sport towel that conceals it's foul contamination until remoistened by use.
Ok, now that's NASTY. JUST took a shower and accidentally found a sour towel to dry off with...now I smell like fuckin' BABY PUKE. It won't come off!!
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