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A delicious kind of candy which you should definitely try when you visit Turkey. It is called "lokum" in Turkish. It is also used when talking about a beautiful woman.
She is a real turkish delight.
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And to describe a Turkish guy as much as possible without GENERALIZING (by giving a good reason behind each point)and having an OBJECTIVE view:
1. appearance wise will vary more than any other country in the world, go south you'll see some that look exactly like Arabs, go east, you'll see some that look like Russians, go towards the black sea region you'll find towns with just blonde and blue eyed people, go towards Kazakhstan you'll find people who look like Asians.
2. Most , almost all , are Muslims , however are very open minded and will never pass judgments on someone who wishes to follow their own religion (look up Ottoman Empire and their culture)
3. Tend to be very...extremely brave (hence the adjective: Turk), but this usually acts against them, as they cant act political or just simply smart, but instead just attack with everything they have. (look up past wars and you'll see what i mean)
4. (this is a bit of generalizing) - but... tend to respect their girl (not some b****) i mean a proper gf (fiance-wife-whatever) like hell - and reason im saying this is the general culture...i.e. MOST Turkish guys are brought up from age 4 to respect females no matter what...
don't believe me?
Again look at their culture and background...
also if you really want to try it out... just raise your voice in turkey to a girl at a club or restaurant -i guarantee you'll be confronted by at least 5 guys warning you to act right.
(AGAIN , there are exceptions)
5. Connected to Point 4 - if your a tourist and a female, visiting turkey, especially for the beaches and nightclubs... please don't expect the decent ones to approach you after they hear you slowly saying "no Turkish, only English" to the bartender... there are Turkish guys (like in all other countries) love to f*** foreign pu*** - And will chat you up till next morning just to get some.
For now that's all i can think of.
"turkish guy".
"turkish guy"
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A quite powerful criminal organization. In control of most of the worlds herion trafficking. Have many ties to the russian mafya, and a little bit to the italian mafia (la cosa nostra). And LOTS of connections in politics.
druggie - "yo man, seriously man, can you hook me up with some H?"
turkish mafia - "Sikdir lan!"
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When one is given a full view of the anus ring.
What's that cat's deal it keeps giving me a Turkish Wink.
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When one cums on a falafel and someone eats it.
Howard is known for giving a mean Turkish Avalanche!
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A building in Turkey used as a public bath. It's a combination of the Roman and Islamic bathing traditions that originated in the European Middle Ages. Both men and women may use the public baths, though not as mixed company.
Contrary to what most Americans believe, a true turkish bath is not a gay male hangout.
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Turkish Breast aka Turkish Beast, Sikik, Bill, Hayvan is a troubled being.
While addicted to the game Vampires Dark Rising , Breaking Bad , the gym and Palringo , his life isn't easy.
Loves his explicit xxx folder which includes Thai Ladyboys, and is known to demand nudes from any female being he meets. Prefers Brits over everything. Yet also wants to fuck the blonde Porn Star Mia Malvoka. While his lust for power is insatiable, Sikik loves to kick Death Dealers out of every room he's in. Goes into "Beast Mode" if something doesn't happen after his will. Wanna annoy him? Praise Erdogan and tell him how awesome Turkey is. (it's Thanksgiving after all)
Common quotes are:
"Gimme my fucking power"
"I wish i could be a british citizen and get the fuck out of this Fucking country"
"I need to sleep for testosterone producing"
Wanna eat some Turkish Breast?
Oh yeah I'd love to.
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