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A delicious kind of candy which you should definitely try when you visit Turkey. It is called "lokum" in Turkish. It is also used when talking about a beautiful woman.
She is a real turkish delight.
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And to describe a Turkish guy as much as possible without GENERALIZING (by giving a good reason behind each point)and having an OBJECTIVE view:
1. appearance wise will vary more than any other country in the world, go south you'll see some that look exactly like Arabs, go east, you'll see some that look like Russians, go towards the black sea region you'll find towns with just blonde and blue eyed people, go towards Kazakhstan you'll find people who look like Asians.
2. Most , almost all , are Muslims , however are very open minded and will never pass judgments on someone who wishes to follow their own religion (look up Ottoman Empire and their culture)
3. Tend to be very...extremely brave (hence the adjective: Turk), but this usually acts against them, as they cant act political or just simply smart, but instead just attack with everything they have. (look up past wars and you'll see what i mean)
4. (this is a bit of generalizing) - but... tend to respect their girl (not some b****) i mean a proper gf (fiance-wife-whatever) like hell - and reason im saying this is the general culture...i.e. MOST Turkish guys are brought up from age 4 to respect females no matter what...
don't believe me?
Again look at their culture and background...
also if you really want to try it out... just raise your voice in turkey to a girl at a club or restaurant -i guarantee you'll be confronted by at least 5 guys warning you to act right.
(AGAIN , there are exceptions)
5. Connected to Point 4 - if your a tourist and a female, visiting turkey, especially for the beaches and nightclubs... please don't expect the decent ones to approach you after they hear you slowly saying "no Turkish, only English" to the bartender... there are Turkish guys (like in all other countries) love to f*** foreign pu*** - And will chat you up till next morning just to get some.
For now that's all i can think of.
"turkish guy".
"turkish guy"
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A quite powerful criminal organization. In control of most of the worlds herion trafficking. Have many ties to the russian mafya, and a little bit to the italian mafia (la cosa nostra). And LOTS of connections in politics.
druggie - "yo man, seriously man, can you hook me up with some H?"
turkish mafia - "Sikdir lan!"
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When one is given a full view of the anus ring.
What's that cat's deal it keeps giving me a Turkish Wink.
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When one cums on a falafel and someone eats it.
Howard is known for giving a mean Turkish Avalanche!
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A building in Turkey used as a public bath. It's a combination of the Roman and Islamic bathing traditions that originated in the European Middle Ages. Both men and women may use the public baths, though not as mixed company.
Contrary to what most Americans believe, a true turkish bath is not a gay male hangout.
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When you are told that an item is "on the house", and then you are surprised to discover that the item is in fact on your bill.
Ex 1. you are offered a complimentary salad, app or drink and then see that item on the bill...and it costs a shit load. ah the turkish surprise
Ex 2. your friend infers that he/she is going to buy you a gift and in fact leaves you holding the bag
Peter: "Erin, what's your favorite color?"
Erin: "Purple"
Peter commences to select a purple wreath of flowers for Erin and stands idly by as she is forced to pay for them
Erin: Is this a turkish surprise?
Ex 3. You take someone home at night and he/she won't leave unless you pay them $300. Rare but still a turkish surprise
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