wig-wear

comprised of such brands as 'south pole' and 'ecko unltd.', this grouping of clothing is becoming wildly popular, especially around the majority-white areas. wiggers from inner city and hayseed country alike join together to purchase these stunning new works of cotton and polyester.

carlos: yo, look at that gringo with the wig-wear!
pedro: I know, he must be loco!

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Wearing ironically

Wearing something to mock others who wear it seriously.

"Why is Mike wearing that alien shirt? Doesn't he think that those things are stupid?"
"Yeah. Just wearing ironically."

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Clicker's Wear

When an Encyclopedia Dramatica Editor's mouse-clicking finger gets worn and tired at the joints from rejecting all of those stupid "definitions" people submit repeatedly, over and over again, about absolutely nothing of importance or relevance to the Internet. Like, at all. One may get Clicker's Wear by deleting all of the lame posts concerning the person's:
- friends
- enemies
- girlfriends
- themselves
- people no one knows besides the "definition" submitter themselves.

UD Editor: Damn! I've got Clicker's Wear after rejecting all of those stuped, useless definitions about "Chaz" who ever the hell that person is.

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Elder Wear

Frustrating and unusual wear on items caused by poor vision and or reflexes of the elderly, ironically found on things usually very well maintained and otherwise gingerly used.

"See that '92 acura? it's got only 34 thousand miles on it and complete service records, too bad about the Elder Wear at all four corners from sad attempts to park it".

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what not to wear

A fascist TV program where people who actually have the guts to have their own style and be non-conformist individuals, have all their old threads/duds tossed in the trash by shallow fashion conformists Stacy London and Clinton Kelly.

As the two fashionistas/fascists carelessly dispose of the ambushed person's wardrobe in favor of the same sort of yuppie scum clothing that they wear (this means high heels {medically proven to cause bone deformity} for women and three piece suits for men. Nothing particularly modern here folks) they barate them with insults and never even donate their old clothing to charity (how shallow and self rightious can you get?)!

The show aparently started in Britain but the version I am currently describing is based in Manhattan Island, NY

Every episode (of What Not to Wear) features an "ambush" style confrontation and makeover of a man or (more often) a woman who has been nominated by their friends as particularly unfashionable.

All the bad feelings created by What Not to Wear keep me from watching it. But I must admit, I do find Stacy London to be very attractive, in spite of her bad taste in clothing and overzealous tude.

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Vegas wear

Outfits and clothes that you can only wear in Vegas. In normal settings Vegas wear would seem inappropriate and slutty.

Kim, I need your opinion. Does this make me look like Easter?
No Carla, I think that dress is definitely Vegas wear.

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wear and tear

the feeling of immense soreness and overall lethargy resulting from football training and practice. it builds up overtime until your whole body is constantly sore and exhausted. typically comes with lots of sleeping and a lack of interest in other activities.

Guy 1: "dude its mid-season and im really feeling the wear and tear on my muscles now"
Guy 2: "what are you gonna do when you get home? wanna hang out?"
Guy 1: "f*** no im taking a bath, getting a massage, and sleeping the second i get home..."

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